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Bookworms & Boners Server

Analysis, Assessment, Authenticity, boners, book review, Bookworms, credibility, critique, Discernment, Evaluation, Honest, horniness level, IMPORTANCE, Integrity, judgment, Literature, long tail, opinion, Server, tags, writing quality

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Dimension Hops:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ores Mined:	3457	Void Gems Collected:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	7446	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

Elite Anarchy [1.21]

Accomplishments.., alliances, Anarchy, Battles, BETRAYAL, Chaos, cheat-free, creativity, Epic battles, fair environment, freedom, Minecraft, monumental structures, no cheating, no limits, No Rules, Playground, Survival, Trust, Vibrant Community

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234

Dive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.

Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.

play.eliteanarchy.com

🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, Allowed, application, BLOCK, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Modpack, Mods, Optimization, pass, Player Shops, Projects, setup, smp, squares, Vanilla, Vip, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Potions Brewed:	165

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MineBrit Minecraft Server

#British movies, #British travel, #British vloggers, British, British accents, British celebrities, british comedy, british culture, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british music, british slang, British stereotypes, British traditions, British TV Shows, british youtubers, MineBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	8862	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, VividCoomer

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9485	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.

DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

destructive behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior issues, dog obedience training, dog ownership, dog rehoming, dog training, Dogcraft, family dog, family pet, fido, high energy dog, keepin, mixed breed dog, pet abandonment, pet behavior, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, training challenges

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374

Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?

LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft

aggression, Airport, airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, international relations, Israeli, Israeli Air Force, lebanon, LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, Report, SECURITY, strike, Syria, Tension

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an Israeli fighter jet striking an airport on the Lebanon-Syria border – total madness! We got explosions, chaos, and non-stop action, just like in real life but in blocky form! Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building ur dream castle. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create epic adventures. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

TimelessGeopol: Where we mix politics, mods, and drama – ready for the chaos?

artillery, Automation, Chaos, create mod, crops, Drama, Empire, Factions, Farming, Farms, food options, Guns, Minecraft, Mix, Modded, Mods, Origins, Politics, radios, Ready, Server, Tanks, Territory, TimelessGeopol, voice chat, walkie-talkies, Wars

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to Timeless Geopol
Create Mod: Unleash your creativity with the Create Mod!
Build farms as far as the eyes can see, automate everything and anything.
However unlike other servers create will not be mandatory for progression through the pack Guns, Tanks, and Artillery: We use Timeless and Classics for personal arms as well as clockwork with create big cannons to allow you to build tanks and airships ready for war.
Faction Claiming System: Establish your own empire and defend your territory! With our faction claiming system, you can join or create factions, claim land, and engage in wars.
Custom Origins: Choose from a few custom made origins that help compliment certain playstyles.
Farmers Delight: Enjoy more variety in farming with new food options and crops! Cultivate your land and discover a wealth of new ingredients to enrich your culinary creations.
Voice Chat: No Need for discord calls lagging you out anymore, we have the simple voice chat with added immersion through radios and walkie-talkies.
This server will most likely be opened by Saturday. IP but you need mod pack to join: 212.192.28.44:25619
Join By https://discord.gg/rSZbTphy

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without the mod pack?

A: No, you need the mod pack to join the server. You can download it from the provided link.

Q: How can I establish a faction in the game?

A: You can establish a faction by joining or creating one in-game and then claiming land to defend your territory.

Q: Are there specific playstyles supported on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom origins available that complement certain playstyles to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is voice chat available on the server?

A: Yes, voice chat is available on the server to help you communicate with other players in-game without the need for external apps.

Q: When is the server expected to open?

A: The server is expected to open by Saturday. Make sure to check the provided IP and Discord link for updates.

G-games Minecraft Server

action games, adventure games, console games, esports, G-games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Ggames, indie games, Minecraft, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, Online Games, pc games, Puzzle Games, retro games, role playing games, Server, simulation games, single player games, strategy games, video games, virtual reality games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers. They were crowned the king of the land and given a diamond throne to sit upon. And that’s just the beginning of the epic adventures that await you on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animals

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!