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ParentingFailCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Have you ever seen a parent let their child play on a Minecraft server with no rules or supervision? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to witness kids building giant statues of their parents out of diamonds or creating secret underground lairs filled with lava traps. It’s a parenting nightmare come to life, but hey, at least it makes for some hilarious entertainment! So come join us and see just how wild things can get when kids are left to their own devices in the world of Minecraft.

KurskCraft: Drone Wars

aerial assault, Conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military escalation, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Moscow, ongoing conflict, political tensions, russia, security breach, Surveillance, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine just launched a drone attack on Moscow and the Kursk offensive is still goin’ strong! Like, imagine all the epic battles and explosions happenin’ in this server, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Join now and be part of the action, build your own fortress and defend it from the craziness happenin’ all around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a drone into battle and take down some enemies like a boss!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now and let the madness begin! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

DNA Mutation Madness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crops Grown:	7988	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	1137
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a secret DNA mechanism that like, makes u super OP and stuff. like, u can inherit all these cool abilities and powers that make u unstoppable in the game. it’s like, a whole new level of gaming experience, man. plus, we got like, this crazy storyline where u gotta fight off disease-causing mutations and save the world from age-related diseases. it’s like, the most epic adventure ever, bro. so come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with super DNA powers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

NikkeCraft – #2781 Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, asuka, asuka shikinami langley, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, Full Burst Day, Game Download, Ios, Leona: Zoo Keeper, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Mari: Pilot in Summer, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rei, Rei Ayanami, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, TENHA, update

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Rank 6 Edition Evangelion Collab where you can battle angels and pilot mechs like a pro!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can team up with other players, a Solo Raid for those who like to go solo, and a Sim Room Overclock that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about Full Burst Day where things get extra crazy on weekends!

Special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi are waiting for you to join their team. And upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will make your gaming experience even more epic!

Dress to impress with costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date and Asuka, Rei, Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And get ready for Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass coming soon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code TENHA to unlock exclusive rewards! Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – PoEG – Path of Ender General

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, early access, Ender, forum, general, Global 1488bricked, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, November 15th, patch notes, Patch Notes Forum, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Settlers, POE 2, poeg, Settlers of Kalguur, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by battling giant spiders and zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that you can tame and ride into battle! And don’t worry about griefers, because we have a ban honeypot that turns them into chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil mobs and maybe even encounter a talking cow who will give you cryptic clues to unlock the ultimate treasure chest!

MommaDontSpillTheBeans

#announcement, advice, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, confidentiality, consent, Decision making, emotions, family, Frustration, mom, MommaDontSpillTheBeans, Mother, Pregnancy, Pregnant, privacy, relationships, secret, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	4555
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9846	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of your mom spilling the beans about your pregnancy before you’re even ready to announce it to the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee complete privacy when it comes to your personal life! No more unexpected baby announcements from nosy parents!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Let your creativity run wild as you construct the most epic structures and explore vast landscapes. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special “Privacy Shield” plugin that ensures no one can reveal your secrets without your permission.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pregnancy announcements and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a secret underground bunker to hide from your mom’s gossiping friends. The possibilities are endless!

AnxietySlayer Minecraft SMP

AnxietySlayer, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming anxiety, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self help books, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchantments Applied:	127	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	136591

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of friendship and teamwork help you overcome anxiety in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

Our server is like a therapy session, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. We have a support group for players who are afraid of heights in the game, led by our resident expert who once survived a fall from the tallest tower in the land by landing in a pool of slime blocks.

So come join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world with your new pixelated pals. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a group of friends ready to take on any mob that comes your way?

ShortLuvGone: Broke up over who gets the diamond armor

armor, Breakup, BROKE, Closure, Communication Issues, DATING, Diamond, emotional connection, failed relationships, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, love, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, shortest relationship, ShortLuvGone, starting over

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	146
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Divine Spears Created:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	466	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of short-lived relationships in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where relationships last longer than a diamond pickaxe! Our players are so committed, they’ll build you a castle just to show their love (and maybe trap you inside, but hey, it’s the thought that counts). Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless love…or at least until someone steals your diamonds. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

Sinwar’s Safe Haven

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Deal, diplomatic talks, gaza, guarantees, Hamas, Haven, international relations, Life, long-term solution, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace agreement, political stability, regional cooperation, Safe, Safety, security measures, senior Egyptian official, Sinwar, Sinwars

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	1985	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2532	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the clutches of sinwar and his evil plans!!! build ur own fortress to protect urself from his wrath and team up with other players to take him down once and for all!!! senior egyptian officials are counting on u to save the day, so hop on and start crafting ur way to victory!!! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not??? come join the fun and let’s kick sinwar’s butt together!!!

CreditCraft: Spend Now, Worry Later!

budgeting, Cash, cashless society, consumer behavior, convenience, credit card rewards, credit cards, CreditCraft, debt management, financial habits, financial literacy, financial responsibility, impulse buying, mindful spending, money management, money mindset, overspending, payment methods, personal finance, spend, spending habits, tracking expenses, worry

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and you can buy stuff with credit cards, bro. like, you don’t even have to think about how much money you’re spending, just swipe that card and get all the diamonds and enchanted gear you want. it’s like magic, man. join this server and live the high life without worrying about your bank account. plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who bought a whole castle with their credit card and now they’re the king of the server. you could be next, dude. come join us and let the credit card madness begin!