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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6780 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!