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Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Alliance, blocky, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Lavrov, Lavrovs, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, territorial sovereignty, Troops, Ukraine, US

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyArabVsWorld

Adversaries, Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArabVsWorld, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, opposition, Peacekeeping, russia, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, ukrainians, US

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

antidepressant side effects, BlockyLove, Case Report, compulsive sexual behavior, drug side effects, drug-induced behavior changes, drug-related side effects, Edition, Escitalopram, escitalopram dose, medication complications, medication reactions, medication side effects, mental health, psychiatric medication, psychiatric side effects, rare side effect, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin reuptake inhibitors, side effects, ssri, unusual side effects

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	495
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

PioneerMC

PioneerMC, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	116
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6916
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4752

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!