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Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Star Shards Collected:	235	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crops Grown:	5050	Villages Defended:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	5425	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	192

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Potions Brewed:	199

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!