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CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
New Chunks Explored:	512664	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	799	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Potions Brewed:	42	Crops Grown:	2700
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5684

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

Alliance, armenia, azerbaijan, baku, bound, Caucasus, cooperation, Diplomacy, Eurasia, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Meeting, Partnership, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, relations, souring, summit, TIES, Visit

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	166

so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

WolvieUncutCraft

adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, berserker rage, Canadian, cannot become circumcised, comic book character, healing factor, Hugh Jackman, indestructible, Logan, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant healing, mutant powers, Regeneration, SuperHero, uncircumcised, wolverine, WolvieUncutCraft, x-men

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Emeralds Found:	7702	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

TerribleTaxes PVE Roleplay Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Chestshops Businesses

Account.., Advertise, Businesses, Cheats, Chestshops, collaboration, Community, Competition, Corporation, custom plugin, Economy, employees, exploits, finances, Griefing, Gui, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, optifine, Performance Mods, PvE, Respect, Roleplay, Spam, Survival, TerribleTaxes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube
TikTok	BetterBusinesses TikTok
Patreon	BetterBusinesses Patreon

Overview:

BetterBusinesses is a new survival economy server with a focus on business. Our custom business plugin allows players to run various types of businesses, hire employees, manage finances, and compete with friends. Join our server at play.bbmc.today and unleash your creativity!

Key Features:

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect
No griefing
No exploiting or cheating
No hacking or cheating, only performance mods like Optifine are allowed
No advertising or spamming
One account per player
Have fun!

FAQ:

1. How can I start a business on BetterBusinesses?

To start a business, use our custom business plugin and GUI to set up shop, hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business.

2. Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?

While there are no specific rules for running a business, players must abide by the server rules, including treating others with respect and not exploiting or cheating.

3. Can I collaborate with other players to create a joint business?

Yes, players can collaborate with friends to create joint businesses, compete with each other, and grow their enterprises together.

4. Are there any restrictions on the type of businesses I can run?

Players are encouraged to get creative and run any type of business they can imagine on BetterBusinesses. The possibilities are endless!

5. How can I advertise my business on the server?

Players can advertise their businesses through in-game methods, such as using signs, chat, and the business GUI to attract customers.

6. Is there a limit to the number of employees I can hire for my business?

There is no limit to the number of employees you can hire for your business on BetterBusinesses. Grow your team as needed to expand your operations.

”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”

Arcade, balance, Characters, clash, Combos, Community, competitive, console, creeper, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks, Updates

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	5746

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP

Anime Licensing, content adaptation, cultural adaptation, cultural sensitivity, English licensing companies, entertainment industry, global market, international business, Japan, Japanese media, LicenseToMine, licensing agreements, localization, localization companies, localization services, media distribution, media licensing, media localization., Minecraft, smp, Trust, Western market, western palates

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground village where players can trade with mole people for rare items. Just be careful, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not looking!

3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. Think you have what it takes to pass the test?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the guardians are not too keen on sharing their loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave explorer!