on the rocks gq – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server
Abandoned, Bitch, DRUG, ex, FLIRTING, Happy, love, love bomb, love-creep, Men, Minecraft, missing, NoCompaniono, rape, relationship, Respect, Server, sex, slit throat, vicariously, Women
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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HadithCraft Minecraft Server
#Quran, Country, FAITH, favourite hadith, HadithCraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic heritage, Islamic history, Islamic principles, Islamic quotes, Islamic sayings, Islamic teachings, Islamic traditions, Islamic values, Islamic wisdom, Minecraft, Muslim, Prophet Muhammad, religious quotes, Server, spirituality
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!
But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?

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RedHotBridesmaid
ANNOYING, attendees, Best Friend, bombshell, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, demure, dress, frivolous problem, full glam, hailey, inserts, maid of honor, Old Hollywood glam, red, RedHotBridesmaid, ruby lips, Selena, Sexy, upstage, Wedding
Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Do you want to unleash your inner bombshell and show off those legs that have been hidden away for too long? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the most glamorous and drama-filled wedding ever!
Imagine a world where the bride is a stunning Selena and the Maid of Honor is a bombshell Hailey, both trying to outshine each other in the most fabulous way possible. With dress choices that range from demure to full-on glam, you’ll never know what to expect next.
Witness the bride rejecting dresses for making models look “fat” and the Maid of Honor getting wolf whistles for her daring fashion choices. Who will steal the show at this virtual wedding extravaganza? Join now and find out!
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With fashion drama at every turn and outrageous dress codes to follow, only the boldest players will survive. Are you ready to strut your stuff and show the world your inner bombshell? Then join us and let the fashion games begin!

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InstantLingo Minecraft Server
foreign language, instant learning, InstantLingo, language acquisition, language acquisition process, Language Choice, language fluency, language learning, language learning apps, language learning resources, language learning software, language learning strategies, language learning techniques, language learning tips, language mastery, language preference, language proficiency, language selection, language skills, language study, Minecraft, multilingualism, Server
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be speaking in tongues in no time! Literally, because we have a magical language-learning feature that allows you to instantly become fluent in any language you choose. Want to impress your friends with your newfound Klingon skills? Done. Need to negotiate with a group of Spanish-speaking villagers? No problem. Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about expanding your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly awesome way possible. So come join us and start chatting up a storm in languages you never knew existed!

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CraftyTeacherLifeChanger
CraftyTeacherLifeChanger, education, empowerment, encouragement, Gratitude, guidance, Impact, influential, inspiration, learning, life changing, life lessons, mentor, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, positive influence, Role Model, Support, Teacher, transformation
Have you ever had a teacher so legendary that they literally changed your life? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with teachers like that! Join us and experience the magic of learning while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our teachers will inspire you to reach new heights in both education and Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that the headmaster is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to help you in your quests. So come on, join us and let’s make some educational magic happen!

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PutinCraft Server – Defending Good Villains
Backlash, Candidate, controversy, criticism, Defending, Defense, Diplomacy, election, Good, international relations, interview, Media, opinion, Politics, public figure, putin, PutinCraft, Reform UK, russia, salisbury, Server, Statement, very good, Villains, world leader
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner thinks putin is like, super cool? well u found the right place, cuz on this server, we stan putin like no other! come join us and build ur own putin shrine, or maybe even reenact the time he wrestled a bear shirtless (not recommended in real life, kids). plus, our community is full of putin enthusiasts who will shower u with love and support for ur undying love for the russian president. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make putin proud! #putinforlife #minecraftputinfans #bestserverever

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CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound
Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War
LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.

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PotionHealzMC
Alternative Medicine, BELIEF, complementary therapy, emotional well being, faster healing, glass bottles, healing, healing potion, holistic healing, Medicines, mental health, mind-body connection, natural remedies, Perception, placebo effect, PotionHealzMC, psychosomatic effect, red liquids, Self Healing, traditional medicine, wellness
come join our epic minecraft server where the potions are real and will make you heal faster than a speeding bullet! imagine drinking a red liquid and suddenly feeling invincible, like you can take on anything that comes your way. our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you feeling like a superhero in no time. so why wait? join now and start chugging those healing potions like there’s no tomorrow! who needs medicine when you’ve got magical potions on our server? it’s like being in a fantasy world where anything is possible, even healing faster just by drinking a potion. don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to become a potion-drinking warrior on our server!

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TipsyPixels Server
Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

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