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Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6367	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4723

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4832	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Items Found:	5323

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
New Chunks Explored:	850973	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1946	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3360
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!