CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5145	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3069

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2909
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4807
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

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