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Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

70s, brawl, Buddhism, Buddhist, cultural clash, distorted view, Eastern philosophy, extremism, Hippie, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, non-violence, Peace, Perception, Religion, scandalized, Server, social media, spirituality, Stereotypes, Trippy, violent Buddhists, Westoids

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	175	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7805	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, deep penetration, digital intimacy, Erotic, explicit, fake woman, FANTASY, fetish, immersive experience, Minecraft, online interaction, Roleplay, Seed, sensual exploration, Server, sexual fantasy, taboo, virtual girlfriend, virtual reality, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Farms Harvested:	695	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Authenticity, confirmation, credible, Debunking, Evidence, fact check, genuine, Honest, is this true, Legitimate, Minecraft, myth busting, proof, real or fake, reliable source, smp, True, trustworthy, Truth, validation, validity, Verification

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Creators, Economy, EkmiTV, Entertainment, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

Axtinguisher, community suggestions, Competitive Gaming, developers, Dragon’s Fury, game balance, game development, game meta, game patches, game updates, INCREASE, increase skill floor, Minecraft, nerf, player feedback, player strategies, puff and sting, Server, skill-based gameplay, viable strat, weapon balancing, weapon mechanics

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

awkward, Brat, chemistry, communication skills, Discord, Existing, feeling left out, introvert problems, introverted, ISOLATION, lack of engagement., Minecraft, Observation, Outsider, PixelatedPickle, smp, social anxiety, social dynamics, Struggling, team bonding, Team Building, Workplace, workplace culture

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6384	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

#youtube, Adventure, Boys, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Gyat, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, twitch

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3929	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Animals Bred:	139
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

art game, come on in, Communication, creativity, Drawing game, Entertainment, Faggetes, Faggots, Friends, Fun, Gartic, gartic phone, guessing game, Interactive, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, party game, Phone, smp, Social, V, weekend, word game

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!