oldshit – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HolyCraftFamJam

ashamed, atheist, BAPTIZED, Beliefs, Cards, Christian, DAUGHTER, discomfort, family, gatherings, gays, Hell, HolyCraftFamJam, outings, parents, Praying, PUSHY, Raised, religious views, Roman Catholic, SAVED

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save you from the fiery depths of hell? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee protection from all religious zealots trying to convert you back to the dark side.

Our server is filled with atheists just like you who have escaped the clutches of their overly religious parents. We have weekly gatherings where we celebrate our freedom from oppressive beliefs and build giant monuments to science and reason.

Don’t let your parents’ prayers get you down, join our server and build a world where logic and reason reign supreme. Plus, we have a special feature where you can edit your parents’ faces onto creepers and watch them explode in a blaze of glory.

So come on over to our server, where the only thing we worship is the almighty block!

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CraftyConspiracyMC

assassination investigations, civil rights movements, conspiracy theories, CraftyConspiracyMC, declassification process, declassify, Executive Order, Files, government transparency, historical documents, historical events, historical significance, investigative journalism, kennedy assassination, Martin Luther King Jr. assassination, national security, political implications, presidential power, public disclosure, public interest, trump

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing getting assassinated is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a conspiracy theory come to life! Join us and uncover the truth behind Trump’s executive order to declassify top-secret files on JFK and MLK Jr. Maybe you’ll even stumble upon hidden government bases or uncover a secret society of creepers plotting world domination. Who knows what mysteries await you on our server? Join now and let the conspiracy theories run wild!

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Trump’s MineCraft Mania

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian energy, cars, Economy, energy independence, Energy Sector, foreign relations, gas, international trade, Mania, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, Oil, Politics, presidential statements, Tariffs, Trade, trump, Trumps, united states, US

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, like, on this server, you can ride around on giant chickens and build houses out of candy canes. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that takes you to a land where pigs can fly and zombies dance the macarena.

oh, and forget about Canadian energy and cars, cuz on this server, we only use unicorn farts to power our machines. so, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Mystic Oxygen Quest

dark oxygen, debate, Deep Sea, deep sea exploration, discovery, Environmental Science, Exploration, launches, Marine Biology, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, New Expeditions, Ocean exploration, oceanography, oxygen, oxygen levels, Quest, research, Science, scientific debate, scientific discovery, Underwater

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we discovered this thing called ‘dark oxygen’ and now everyone is freaking out about it. like, people are going on crazy expeditions to find more of it and see what it does. some say it gives you superpowers, others say it turns you into a zombie. who knows, man? you gotta join this server and find out for yourself. it’s like a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a blocky world. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the secrets of the ‘dark oxygen’ together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, Boss Battles, chat games, Crates, Discord, F2P Friendly, friendly community, join now, Legendary, lures, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, pokemon, PvP, server ip, Shiny, weekly events

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
PokeWordle	LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms	Active Staff

Server Preview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdiiExPz3U

About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly and thriving community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

For the combat enthusiasts, we offer player gyms, tournaments, and accessible training methods, including bottle caps from crates, EV and EXP warps, PokeBuilder, and enhanced boss rates!

For the PokeDex Completionists, we provide dex rewards for your progression. These rewards include Legendary keys and useful commands such as /PC, /Pokeheal, and at 100% dex, /Fly and Shiny Legendary keys!

For our Shiny and Legendary hunters, as well as general completionists, we have enhanced rates for shiny and Legendary spawns, along with enabled Lures, Chat Broadcasts, and a Catching Clause to prevent steals. Worried about catch combo’s? Our server keeps them in between logs! We also feature regularly resetting activities such as Daily Quests, Bingo, Hunts, Wordle, Chat Games, and more!

For community and company seekers, we offer a friendly environment with player towns, player warps, active staff, and a Discord server to communicate and bond with friends! The server is active enough to always find someone online but not crowded enough to feel ignored or overlooked!

The server experience can be entirely F2P, with no issues! Most purchasable items can be acquired through gameplay, including Cosmetic keys from giveaways, events, tournaments, and more!

For a better playing experience, use our tailor-made modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/theastralpixelpack

African Rift United 1.21.2

1.21.2, African, Africans, black Americans, Colonization, Cultural differences, diaspora, discrimination, Division, hate, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, misunderstanding, prejudice, race relations, racism, Rift, Slavery, Social Issues, Stereotypes, United, Xenophobia

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server where Africans and black Americans come together to settle their differences in the virtual world? It’s like a crazy social experiment but with blocks and creepers. Join us for some epic battles and see if you can figure out why they hate each other in the first place. It’s a whole new level of drama and chaos, but hey, at least it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll come out of it with a new perspective on life. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant dick-shaped tower. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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DentistDropoutCraft

AITAH, assistants, dental office, dentist, DentistDropoutCraft, Doctor, extra money, hectic, hygienists, office protocol, operating room, patient, perio charting, productivity, rude behavior, snapping fingers, snappy attitude, sterilization tech, temping job, walking out, X-rays

Looking for a wild ride in the dental world? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the drama and chaos of working in a dental office! Our server features a snappy doctor who loves to snap her fingers at you like you’re her pet – but don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself and quit whenever you want!

Experience the thrill of running around taking x-rays and perio charting for the hygienists, all while dealing with a boss who has a serious attitude problem. Will you stand up to her like a boss or will you let her snap her fingers at you like a chump? Join now and find out!

But beware, things can get hectic in our dental office Minecraft server – so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. Who knew dentistry could be so entertaining? Join now and see for yourself!

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CreeperAdvice: Don’t worry, they’re friendly!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our infamous lava parkour challenge where the floor is literally lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato. It’s a spud-tacular adventure you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for some epic shenanigans!

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Pill Poppin’ Block Party

addiction, adolescents, antianxiety medications, BLOCK, diagnosed disorders, fivefold increase, Healthcare, hypnotic medications, mental health, mental illness, Party, pharmaceuticals, pill, poppin, prescription drugs, prevalence, public health, recurrent use, sedative medications, sharp increase, substance abuse, threefold increase, united states, young adults

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell ya, it’s so lit that it’ll cure your brain damage from reading boring stats like that one up there ^

Join our server and say goodbye to all your worries, cuz we got the most epic builds and the wildest adventures waiting for you! We even have a secret potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings – no joke, it’s totally legit!

Forget about those sedative meds, yo, cuz on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit that you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let’s create some memories that’ll make those boring stats look like a snoozefest. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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What is the IP for Grizzy Minecraft Server?

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Grizzy is a talented musician and producer known for his unique blend of electronic and hip-hop music. With a passion for creating innovative soundscapes and catchy beats, Grizzy has gained a loyal following in the music industry. His dynamic and energetic performances have captivated audiences worldwide, establishing him as a rising star in the electronic music scene.

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