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ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, embracing curves, fat, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat pride, fat stigma, loving yourself, Minecraft, obesity, overweight, plus size, Raora, self love, Server, weight acceptance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Raora is fat. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any kind of fat, we’re talking about Minecraft blocky fatness that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pigs in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7? That’s right, grab your pixelated dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with creepers and skeletons alike.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when Raora decides to do a cannonball into the nearest lake.

Momma’s Boy Mansion Minecraft Server

bathing, Boy, boyfriend’s mom, cleanliness, Communication, dog, false assumption, family dynamics, family visit, Frustration, Grumpy, Hotel, hotel booking, Housekeeping, internet, long distance, MANSION, Minecraft, mommas, out of state, phone reception, Repairs, Server, shower, well water

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to deal with smelly showers or annoying dogs again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clean virtual homes and crystal-clear internet connection (because who needs real-life problems, amirite?).

Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about well water stains or grumpy boyfriends. Plus, our community is always here to help out with any repairs or cleaning – no shut downs allowed!

So come on over and join us for a shower-free, dog-free, stress-free experience. Who needs real family drama when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!

VacayVetoCraft

AC repair, adult decisions, adulting, college student, Decision making, family dynamics, family pressure, family time, family vacation, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, loan offer, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, summer vacation, Texas heat, VacayVetoCraft, work commitments, work-life balance, workshops

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8262
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of family vacations ruining your summer plans? Do you want to escape the heat of Texas and chill in a virtual world instead? Join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own AC system and never worry about your parents forcing you on vacation again!

We understand the struggle of being a broke college student, that’s why we offer a virtual economy where you can earn virtual money without lifting a finger. No need to work extra hours or take out loans from your parents, just mine some diamonds and you’re set!

Forget about responsibilities and workshops, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the most epic castle or creating your own amusement park. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your online buddies?

So say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a world where you’re the master of your own destiny. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

MineVirginsGoneWild

awkward first time, Coming of Age, emotional connection, first time, intimate moments, losing virginity, MineVirginsGoneWild, personal stories, physical intimacy, relationship milestones, romantic encounter, sexual awakening, sexual debut, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual inexperience, sexual journey, sexual vulnerability, teenage years, VIRGINITY, young love

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where you can lose your virtual virginity in the most outrageous ways possible. From battling dragons with diamond swords to seducing villagers with enchanted pickaxes, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyNATO Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, land-for-peace deal, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, NATO Secretary-General., peace negotiations, peace talks, political stability, SECURITY, Server, Stoltenberg, territorial disputes, Ukraine, war resolution

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND RULE OUT BORING LAND-FOR-PEACE DEALS LIKE STOLTENBERG. WE DON’T NEED NO NATO HERE, JUST CRAZY BUILDERS AND EPIC ADVENTURES. COME BUILD A CASTLE AND DECLARE WAR ON THE CREEPERS. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

ViganoExcommunicadoCraft

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò, BELIEF, catholic church, catholicism, church hierarchy, controversy, ex-ambassador, excommunicates, FAITH, Guilty, pope francis, Religion, religious leader, scandal, Schism, SPIRITUAL, U.S, Vatican, Vatican City, Vatican news, ViganoExcommunicadoCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the vatican is getting involved? well, look no further cuz we got the server for you! come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever!

our server is so epic, even the ex-ambassador to the U.S. got excommunicated by the vatican for playing on it! can you believe that? archbishop carlo maria viganò got declared guilty of schism just for joining our server! now that’s some next level gaming right there!

join us and be part of the madness! build insane structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even get excommunicated by the vatican too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

so what are you waiting for? come join us now and be part of the most outrageous minecraft server in the world! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

InsecureCraft – 1D’s Server

1Ds, boy band, British, debut, debut album, entire world, FAMOUS, first words, global sensation, group, iconic, insecure, InsecureCraft, Lyrics, Music, one direction, pop, Quote, Server, simon cowell, Singers, teen idols, x factor

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	590253
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28

join dis server if u wanna be as iconic as one direction’s first words to da world, “you’re insecure.” our server is so lit, even harry styles would wanna join. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that sing.

if u join now, u might even run into steve’s long lost cousin, dave, who is a professional potato farmer. he will show u his secret potato farm that is guarded by a pack of wild llamas.

we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. rumor has it, herobrine himself makes an appearance every saturday night to show off his sick dance moves.

so come join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs diamonds when u have all this craziness waiting for u?

CancerCraftSurvivors

cancer research, cancer survivor health, cancer survivors, cancer survivors study, cancer treatment, cancer treatment effects, CancerCraftSurvivors, chemotherapy impact, chemotherapy side effects, cisplatin-based chemotherapy, health study, hearing difficulties, hearing impairment, long-term chemotherapy effects, long-term effects, quality of life, research findings, survivor quality of life, survivors, survivorship challenges, testicular cancer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT CAN RAP BATTLE. AND IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A GOLDEN CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND SKELETONS DANCE THE CHA CHA SLIDE? YEAH, IT’S WILD.

SO COME JOIN US, BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION. AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN.

Freakcraft SMP: Where even the creepers are getting therapy and making friends

+18, 30 players, activities, application, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Freakcraft, Friendly, Friends, Fun, IMPROVEMENTS, java, making, Mods, new, Players, Server, smp, Therapy, Tweaks, two weeks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Freakcraft SMP Server Details

Version	1.21 Java
Community	18+ chill and friendly community
Server Age	2 weeks old
Number of Players	Approximately 30 players
Peak Players	3-10 players on at any given time
Additional Info	Voice chat encouraged, participation in activities appreciated

FAQ for Freakcraft SMP

How do I join the server?

To join the server, hop into our Discord at https://discord.gg/Dkz9M6yt and fill out our whitelist application.

What makes this server different?

Freakcraft SMP offers a vanilla experience with cool tweaks and improvements, without needing mods. It has a friendly 18+ community atmosphere where voice chat is encouraged.

WoodCraft Minecraft Server

diy, Handmade, Minecraft, Server, wood art, wood carving, wood crafts, wood design, Woodcraft, woodwork, woodwork projects, woodworking, woodworking community, woodworking creations, woodworking hobby, woodworking ideas, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking skills, woodworking techniques, Woodworking tips, woodworking tools, woodworking tutorials

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	1330	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my blocky friends, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If battling zombie pigmen isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Jousting? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual mutton!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will gain the power to fly and shoot rainbows out of your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie pigman).