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Karen’s Kraft Korner: Where the Creepers are the Managers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	1998	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate wypipo metric! Why join? Because we have rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter! And our Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle, because he’s fancy like that.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you win, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t ask for more wishes, he’s a stickler for the rules).

Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have rainbow creepers and dancing Bigfoots? Let the wackiness begin!

SkipCraft: Where even creepers are too scared to blow up your creations!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Farms Harvested:	603	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond disco ball to hang in your base.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server where the only terror mission you’ll have to worry about is trying to find the perfect spot for your pet zombie pigman to sunbathe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lolz begin!

CommunistCraft: Where You Can Debate Politics While Building Blocky Worlds!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mines Excavated:	4592	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	9595	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of pondering deep philosophical questions like “Are the Chinese more or less brainwashed than the Russians?” Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and mind-bending discussions that will make you question everything you thought you knew about geopolitics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

GiggleCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft! Join the fun at /gig/ server today!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	86
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our special program live on April 12 at 2 PM (UTC+2), where we’ll be unveiling Version 4.6 with mind-blowing updates that will make your head spin! And if that’s not enough, participate in our Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you’ll uncover hidden secrets and maybe even find a diamond or two!

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara – the most epic lineup you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner with Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword) – these weapons will make you unstoppable in battle!

And if you’re still not convinced, our daily check-in rewards are so amazing, you’ll never want to log off! Plus, redeemable codes for free goodies and useful links to enhance your gameplay experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

ProtagonistCraft – Where every block tells a story!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	94	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyday life is just as hostile as the creepers lurking in the shadows! Our protagonist, Steve, navigates through the treacherous terrain of high school drama, zombie apocalypse survival, and the ultimate quest for the perfect diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you respawn! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Blockheads R Us

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5231	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magic Items Found:	4275
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Void Gems Collected:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness.

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a house made entirely of TNT just for fun. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And the best part? Our server is powered by a magical sauce that makes everything look like it was drawn by a deranged cartoonist on a sugar high. So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt.

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server: No. 916742445

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild raves every night, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves, and a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills and patience to the max!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get seriously wacky up in here!

Queens of the Craft: Where African Royalty and Minecraft Collide

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	8524

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Picture this: a group of 12-year-olds running the show, with the one in the middle calling the shots like a Minecraft boss.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We have secret treasure hunts where you can win diamonds, and our PvP arena is so intense, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Off” competition, where players battle it out on the dance floor to see who has the best moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of 12-year-olds break it down in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the most hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT cannon!

AlienCraft: Invade and Conquer with Phase ALiAS – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

#youtube, Adventure, AliAs, AlienCraft, Amanogawa Shiina, Archive, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Conquer, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Ex-Tsunderia, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, INVADE, Invaders General, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Friends, Platform, Previous thread, Prism, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, Small Corpos, tcgia, Thread Template, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, VReverie Extended, Widgets, Yubicraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Buildings Constructed:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come together for some epic adventures!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the queen of YouTube, or maybe take on the world with Fuura Yuri, the ultimate Twitch sensation (RIP). And let’s not forget about Dizzy Dokuro, the skull-faced streamer who will keep you on your toes!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko! Each one brings their own unique flair to the server, making it a non-stop party of chaos and creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Phase Friends and Small Corpos – they’re always up to no good!

SnowflakeCraft: Where even creepers respect personal boundaries, bro

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Astral Projections Made:	0	New Chunks Explored:	321264
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting griefed by creepers on other servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to be friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, our community is full of SJW bros who will fight for social justice in the world of Minecraft. Join us and together we will build a utopia where all players are treated equally and creepers are our cuddly companions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the revolution begin!