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Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

American cinema, bitch ass, bluepilled cuck, bootstraps fallacy, Boys, Degenerate, degenerate symbol, doomer ideology, FAGGOT, Gritty, institutional barriers, Jews, madness, Minecraft, mopey, new symbols, Normie, old era, powerful babies, Rocky, structural barriers, White, white race

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	7629	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4105
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

ExMomAirMistake

#first class, airplane ticket, aita, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	358	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	9244	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ores Mined:	6241

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Items Found:	1475	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!