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ForcedFun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Divine Spears Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never be bored with us around.

And hey, who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like a girl’s throat hole? Just kidding! But seriously, come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together.

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

Copyright, CuckCraft, discovery, gpl, Hardware, hardware design, innovation, intellectual property, License, licensing agreements, Minecraft, open source, Patents, Prevent, research protection, scientific advancements, scientific knowledge, scientific papers, scientific research, Server, Technology, technology development, technology transfer

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	699

Are you tired of pesky players stealing your redstone creations and claiming them as their own? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! We have implemented a strict “No Stealing Science” policy to protect your technological advancements.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the world’s first-ever GPL applied to hardware in Minecraft! That’s right, all your builds are protected under the Minecraft General Public License. So no one can swipe your epic builds without giving you credit.

Join us today and unleash your inner mad scientist on our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and wild inventions along the way!

AirbnbBlunderCraft

Airbnb, AirbnbBlunderCraft, aita, Android phone, ASK, caribbean, Circumstances, cover, family, Fourth of July, Girlfriend, Group Chat, Hurricane Beryl, iPhone, Pay, Share, Situation, Stuck, Upset, vacation, West Jet strike

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

addiction, adult entertainment, BlockyHub, communication skills, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fantasy vs reality, Guilt, Intimacy, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, pornography, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-control, Server, sexual behavior, sexual satisfaction, shame, societal impact

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

10k, arrest, challenge, House, staycation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

BlinkCraft, blinken, blocks, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, north, regional stability, Secretary of State, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, united states

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	8517	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

BanEvader, Bans, Coke, controversy, evading, evading bans, free, getting paid, Hot Pockets, internet, Janny, Minecraft, Mystery, online behavior, payment, Reposting, Server, shame, SneedThread, trolling, unethical behavior, unknown

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2290	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Star Shards Collected:	104	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Holy Grails Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	780
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!