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FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Potions Brewed:	119	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	587
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	97
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Villages Defended:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ores Mined:	1164
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

70s, 80s, 90s, Childhood, city life, culture, Graffiti, Hip Hop, History, madness, Meet, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NYC, parents, past, Reminiscing, Retro, RetroCraft, Stories, Urban, urban decay, VIBES, vintage

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	2605
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Spears Created:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.

Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”

Minecraft Mayhem: CHUD Craze

#youtube, banned, Chud, CHUD COMMONWEALTH, compatibility, Conflicts, CRAZE, fallout 4, fallout community, Fallout gameplay, fallout mods, gameplay, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod, moddb, modding, modlist, Nexus, questionable changes, review, Video

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the mods got banned from Nexus and ModDB! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Worried about compatibility with big modlists? Don’t be! Our server thrives on chaos and welcomes all mods with open arms. Who cares about conflicts when you can have a server full of surprises?

And don’t even get us started on the questionable changes. We’ve got changes that will make you question your sanity, but in the best way possible. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Anything is possible on our server!

Clown Court Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!

LightVsL_MinecraftMadness

Anime, battle, Cat and mouse, Character development, complex, death note, Defeat, detective, dislike, fan opinion, intelligence, Justice, l.., Light, LightVsL_MinecraftMadness, mind games, near.., overcomplicate, Rivalry, storytelling, strategy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Join our server where we make things as complicated as a Death Note plot twist! We promise you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through mind-bending challenges and puzzles that even L would struggle to solve. Say goodbye to Near and hello to a world of insanity and fun! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart even the most cunning of players. Let the games begin!

Pixilated Titties & TNT: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchantments Applied:	213
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare mobs and treasures beyond their wildest dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a unicorn or two!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like in a chest full of diamonds!