OH DEAR – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’
blocky, CREEPERS, GOD, Good, McBlockface, oh, OH BOY, OH DEAR, OH DEAR GOD, OH GOOD GOD, OH GOSH, OH HEAVENS, OH JESUS, OH LORD, OH MAN, oh my god, OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY LORD, OH NO GOD, Oh No!, OH PLEASE, OH WOW, oh yeah, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!
Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

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New Server IP
Kayabas SMP
Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla
Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.
enx-cirion-41.enx.host:10697

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

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New Server IP
4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness
2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..
Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!
Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.
Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.
So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

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New Server IP
CelebHideoutCraft
AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit
Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.
Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.
And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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New Server IP
CreeperLoveGoneWrong
awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance
Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

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New Server IP
PutinsPuzzleCraft
biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states
lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting

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New Server IP
MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition
3-NOP, 3NOP, additives, Advances in dairy nutrition, dairy, dairy industry, Delivery, digestion, Edition, Emissions, environmental footprint, greenhouse gas, Livestock, livestock methane emissions, manure, methane, moocraft, nutrition, PROMISING.., reduction, Science, Seaweed, seaweeds
come join our epic minecraft server where we are reducing livestock farts by 60% with advanced dairy nutrition science!!! 🐄🌿
we have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! 🌎🐄
join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! 🌿🐄
save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! 🌍🐄
join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! 🦸‍♂️🐄
(Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)

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New Server IP
EdgeCraft smp
1.20.1, admin support, Anti-Griefing, base protection, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, family friendly, FTB, java, Minigames, Mod Pack, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Skyblock, Survival
EdgeCraftSmp is a PVP modded Java Minecraft server thats brand new with anti griefing base protection based on the version 1.20.1. 100% family friendly, Full admin support just click the discord link to get access to the mod pack
EdgeCraftsmp.apexmc.co:26116

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New Server IP
Norden Peaks
Adventures, Classes, collaboration, Community, Discord, dungeon crawling, Economy, Events, FANTASY, game diversity, Hardcore, java, Latin America, level-based, Medieval, narrative, optifine, Roleplay, RPG, Stories, storytelling, Whitelist
Welcome to Norden Peaks! – Live a medieval fantasy where you are part of a great collaborative story We are the largest medieval/fantasy roleplay community in Latin America. We are dedicated to creating events, simulating experiences and crafting adventures. We are fascinated by stories and all the possibilities of fantasy. Our priority will always be the union between enjoying great roleplay experiences and adventures with RPG classes in days of intense dungeon crawling. – A hybrid of narrative roleplay and a level-based RPG We believe in game diversity, our community hosts users with a total focus on the stories they develop in role-playing, but also users who do not role-play and enjoy farming in days of intense dungeon crawling and class leveling. So if you are not interested in either of the two options we offer, there will still be a place for you.
Technical Information Minecraft Java Premium 1.17.1 Optifine Mandatory Contamos con Whitelist We don’t use mods you just jump in and play!
https://discord.com/invite/2jE69Ve4
nordenpeaks.crafted.pro:27869

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New Server IP
Virtual Mirage Minecraft Server
disbelief, doubt, doubtful, dubious, Fake, hoax, IMPOSSIBLE, incredulous, Minecraft, mirage, NO WAY, not real, Questionable, Questioning, real, Server, skepticism, surreal, suspicious, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncertain, virtual
Oh, it’s totally real, but in a totally wacky and wild way! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our community is filled with friendly zombies, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers who just want to be your BFF. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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