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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9997 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.
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