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Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9010
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4860	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!