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RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Crops Grown:	5886	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	3912
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Votes:	2245
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	102	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	241	Players Killed by Monsters:	4968
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	7730	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	612822
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!