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SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	378
Players Killed by Monsters:	5417	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	767859
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	205	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	8387
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	563
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Potions Brewed:	63	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Votes:	4256

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!