NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	440	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Animals Bred:	86
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

David’s Fluffy Cloud Kingdom – Come play and get lost in the clouds! Java & Bedrock supported, suitable for ages 13+

admin support, AGES, Amplified World, Banking System, bedrock, cloud, Clouds, commands, Community, console, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davids, Discord, Event World, Fluffy, Gaming, Grief Prevention, java, Kingdom, Lost, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, PC, Play, rules, SECURITY, smp, Suitable, Supported, Survival Spawn

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6843	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	4

DavidsCloud <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/misogynistic-nickname/">Minecraft Server</a>

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About Davidscloud
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

About Davidscloud

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection
Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Player Protection

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life
With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Quality-of-Life

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds
Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Multiple Worlds

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit
Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Another Tidbit

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Davidscloud Minecraft server? A: You can join the server using the IP mc.davidscloud.net for the Vanilla (Latest Version) or Port 19132 for Bedrock Crossplay.

Q: How do I protect my belongings on the server? A: Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players.

Q: Is there a banking system on the server? A: Yes, there is a banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. You can save up cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn.

Q: Are there multiple worlds to explore on the server? A: Yes, in addition to the traditional Survival world, there is an Amplified World added in 1.18. There are plans to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessed via the Hub.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server? A: Yes, the server allows cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions, enabling players from different platforms to enjoy the game together.

CraftyQueers – The Fabulous LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server for all Gaymers

acceptance, Bisexual, coming out, CraftyQueers, Diversity, equality, Fabulous, Friendly, Gay, Gaymers, Gender Identity, Homophobia, Homosexuality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, Lesbian, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love is love, Minecraft, Pansexual, pride, queer, same sex relationships, Server, sexual orientation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5524	Void Gems Collected:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Build rainbow-colored houses, ride unicorns around the map, and have dance parties in the virtual club! Our server is the perfect place for all LGBTQ+ players to express themselves and show off their creative flair.

Join us and experience our Pride Parade every weekend, where players dress up in glittery costumes and march through the streets celebrating love and diversity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret enchanted forest where you can find a legendary diamond-studded rainbow sword that shoots out sparkles instead of arrows.

So come on over and let your rainbow flag fly high on our Minecraft server! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so much fun?

Pixel Portraits: The Minecraft Server for Fancy Face Gamers – Get Your Virtual Selfie On Today!

Aesthetics, ARTISTRY, Character development, character portraits, Connection, creativity, Customization, design, detail, emotions, face, Fancy, Gamers, Gaming, Immersion, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Minecraft, opinion, personal preference, perspective, PIXEL, portraits, role playing, selfie, Server, storytelling, Today, virtual, visual representation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	7	Mines Excavated:	4498
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your character is just a pixelated blob? Well, look no further because on our server, we take character portraits to a whole new level! Not only do we have the most detailed and stunning portraits of your Minecraft character, but we also have a team of professional artists who will paint a physical portrait of your character and mail it to your house! Now you can show off your blocky beauty to all your friends in real life too!

But that’s not all! On our server, character portraits actually come to life! That’s right, your character portrait will jump out of the screen and join you in the game, fighting monsters and building castles side by side! Imagine the epic battles you’ll have with your trusty portrait by your side, wielding a diamond sword and shooting fireballs out of its eyes!

So if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with personalized character portraits that will blow your mind, join our server now! You’ll never look at character portraits the same way again!

Coinrushmc

Coinrushmc, Combat, Envoys, Glory, Keyalls, king of the hill, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, Treasures

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Farms Harvested:	660
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

“Step into the world of CoinRushMC, where every swing of your blade fills your pockets with riches! Our server offers a unique lifesteal experience, where combat isn’t just about victory, but about replenishing your life force with each strike. Explore our realm and discover thrilling features like Envoys, where treasures await the daring, intense King of the Hill battles for supremacy, exciting Keyalls for instant rewards, and so much more. Join us for an unforgettable journey filled with excitement, strategy, and endless opportunities for glory!”

play.coinrushmc.net:19132

GabeCraft: Where Gabe Newell and Phillip Sabes team up for some epic Minecraft fun! Join us now for a wild ride of blocks and laughs!

blocks, brain-computer interfaces, Censorship, cofounder, collaboration, Entrepreneurship, Epic, freedom of thought, Fun, Gabe, Gabe newell, GabeCraft, gaming industry, innovation, Join, laughs, leadership, Minecraft, Neuralink, neurotechnology, newell, Phillip, Phillip Sabes, political implications, Politics, Ride, SABES, Startup, Steam, TEAM, Technology, thoughtcrimes, visionaries, Wild

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2845
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Okay listen up, you gotta join our Minecraft server because we have a team of highly trained starfish running the show. These starfish are like the Avengers of the ocean, except they build epic castles and mine for diamonds like pros.

And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.

So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

The cloud

Adventure, Casual, Forests, Mines, Paper, products, PvE, Server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	4460
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Introducing a brand-new Skyblock adventure! Explore our brand-new server, featuring unique mines, beautiful forests, unique products, and much more.

play.theblind5.com

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, craftersland, Creative, Custom, Economy, Exploration, FTB, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, PlayerInteraction, PvP, ResourceManagement, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Skyblock, skyfactory4, SkyIslands, Survival, Unique

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dimension Hops:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Below is a comparison between Hypixel and the SkyFactory 4 Minecraft server by CraftersLand:

FAQ:

1. What sets Hypixel apart from SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and has an active player community. However, it can be overcrowded and experience lag spikes at times. CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server, on the other hand, has a focus on the SkyFactory 4 modpack and offers features like a grief prevention claim system and an economy system with server shops and auctions.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers? – Yes, both Hypixel and CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server typically provide regular updates and events to keep players engaged and entertained.

3. Are there any limitations or restrictions on these servers? – Hypixel may have limited customization options and can feel overcrowded at times, while SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand is limited to the SkyFactory 4 modpack and has a few banned items to maintain balance and fairness in gameplay.

4. How is the server performance and reliability? – Hypixel may experience lag spikes due to its large player base, while CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server boasts maps on a RAM drive for faster chunk load and is hosted in a Data Center in Germany with a dedicated server online 24/7 for smooth and reliable performance.

Crafty Honkai: Star Rail Server – Join the chaos now! #hsrg #MinecraftMadness

2.1 Preview Page, Acheron Trailer, along the passing shore, animated short, BOOTHILL, Chaos, Crafty, Current Character Banners, Current Light Cone Banners, Download, echoes of the coffin, Honkai, Honkai: Star Rail General, hsr, hsrg, Immersive Interactive Exhibition, Into the Yawning Chasm, Join, Kyoden: A Cleave Across the Transient World, MinecraftMadness, Myriad Celestia Trailer, New Drip Marketing, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, robin, Rondo Across Countless Kalpas, Server, star, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.1 Trailer, Web Event, Your Color

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8505
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and enter the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll find yourself in a world filled with Acherons and Myriad Celestias. Don’t worry, you won’t be alone – you’ll have Robin, Boothill, and other crazy characters by your side to help you on your journey.

But wait, there’s more! We have an Immersive Interactive Exhibition that will blow your mind and make you question reality. And don’t forget to redeem your special codes for exclusive in-game items like ST3SHPNLNTN3, STARRAILGIFT, and MOREPEACH (because who doesn’t love peaches, am I right?).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously insane adventures begin!

MilkshakeCraft – Where the nuts are always served fresh! Join now for a taste of the fun! #Minecraft #Server

Beverage, Blending, creamy, creamy blend, creamy indulgence, DELICIOUS, Fresh, Fun, Indulgent, Join, milkshake, milkshake time, MilkshakeCraft, Minecraft, nuts, nutty delight, refreshment, served, Server, serving, snack, sweet treat, Taste, Tasty, Treat, wellness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most insane, wildest, and downright craziest server in all of block land!

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as we have flying pigs, disco parties with Creepers, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…for now.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special minigame where you can ride on the back of a giant spider and compete in a race around the entire server. And if you win, you get a magical unicorn as your new pet!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and let’s show those other boring servers how to really have a good time in Minecraft!

Creepin’ & Craftin’ – ‘you ruined everything’ Server: Join Now for Epic Fails & Hilarious Mishaps!

BETRAYAL, BROKEN, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, Damage, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, emotional, Epic, Everything.., Fails, HEARTBREAK, hilarious, hurt, Join, mishaps, mistake, Pain, regret, ruined, ruined relationship, ruined trust, Sadness, Server, Shattered, sorrow, you ruined everything

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you bored of playing on those boring Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned potatoes? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate Minecraft server that will blow your socks off (literally, better hold onto those socks tightly).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they became a Minecraft GOD. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, tamed a dragon as their pet, and even rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won because our server is just that epic.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Fly like a superhero, summon a herd of angry llamas to do your bidding, and even control the weather (goodbye rainy days, hello eternal sunshine).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and your socks might get blown off again).

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