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CLACK CLACK CLACK Minecraft SMP – The Sound of Progress

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2828	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3066	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mines Excavated:	3008	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
New Chunks Explored:	37647	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the chickens have taken over and are clucking their way to world domination!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chickens and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the clucking chickens or the scheming llamas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

VTuberFlop Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of VTubers taking over your YouTube feed with their fake personas and scripted content? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and absolutely no VTubers in sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers tried to invade our server with their over-the-top antics and cringy catchphrases. But our fearless players fought back with nothing but their diamond swords and enchanted armor. The VTubers were no match for our epic PvP skills and were banished to the depths of the Nether for eternity. And thus, our server was saved from the tyranny of VTubers forever!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from VTuber shenanigans and full of hilarious chaos, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our crazy community where anything is possible and VTubers are a thing of the past. See you in the game, adventurer!

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	492	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

FishyMemoryCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Emeralds Found:	7264
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	361397
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	167	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	279
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	5409	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals