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Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

Anime, discussion, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, first episode, forum, Gay, japanese animation, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, love, love story, Minecraft, opinion, reaction, review, romance, Sasayaku You ni Koi wo Utau, series, slice of life, songs, tv show, whispering

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Runes Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Votes:	8018
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	1666
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Animals Bred:	119

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

Appointment, bandaid, Checkups, Community, DOCTORS, free, Fun, Gaming, Google Forms, health, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, online form, roblox, roblox doctors, Server, Technology, Trust, video game, virtual checkup, well trained

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

activism, Black, Black Lives Matter, black man, blocky, civil rights, CREEPERS, discrimination, equality, handle, Heat, INEQUALITY, injustice, Mania, Marginalized, Minority, Oppression, prejudice, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, Struggle, Suffering, systemic racism, West

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5775	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

4chan, 58388587, Access, Adventure, Benefits, Biz, blocky, Community, Crafty, Digital, dreams, Entertainment, exclusive, forum, Hope, internet, MEMBERSHIP, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Premium accounts, privacy, Ready, social media, subscription, Technology, Ultimate

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7421

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

answer, biggest job, bling, blocky, CREEPERS, Job, Kojima, Moshi moshi, on it, Phone, phone rings, Server, STOP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	155	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

Accountability, arent, atrocities, Civilizations, Conflict, consequences, Destruction, ethical implications, foreign embassy, Genocide, genocide awareness, genocide denial, Genocraft, global justice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, impunity, international law, Justice, moral responsibility, Safe, social justice, violence, virtual, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

Calendar, CraftyFireEmblem, discussion, event calendar, feh, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, Game, general, guides, Heroes, Links, Minecraft, mobile, mobile game, New Trailer, pastebin, Server, SIMULATOR, Stats, SUMMONING, summoning cost simulator, Timeline, Trailer, twitter, Ultimate, Villains

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crops Grown:	6763	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ores Mined:	9759	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

Bitchcraft, Bitches, catchphrase, Character, classic movie, comedy, Dans, famous quote, Forrest Gump, funny, humor, iconic character, iconic line, iconic scene, insult, lack of bitches, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Dan, lonely, memorable quote, movie quote, no bitches, pop culture, Server, tom hanks

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3980	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mines Excavated:	4776
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!