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ParkourPals Minecraft Server

antwerp, Belgium, crime, Dead, feet tied, hands tied, Homicide, investigation, man, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, murder, News, Palestinian, park, ParkourPals, Police, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, devastation, earlier attack, eastern europe, home city, international relations, military aggression, missile strike, mourns deaths, political turmoil, Revenge, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukrained, Ukrainian president, violence, War, world news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

Active players, Claim, Conquer, Countries, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, ENTERING, Factions, Ip:, JOINING, LifeSteal, PvP, replica, Saga, Season, Shenanigans, smp, Start, Survival, ViolentStormz, Void, Wars, Working

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

Description
I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

Description

I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
When does the current season start?	The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

anger, anonymous hookups, autist, BPD, Charles Grodin, CraftyTime, Cuddling, death, female, hate, Midnight Run, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, NEET, old man, ONLINE, Robert DeNiro, romantic feelings, Server, sex, violent hatred

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

SayHisNameMC SMP

honor his name, long live his name, never forget his name, remember his name, say his name, say his name always, say his name forever, say his name in justice, say his name in memory, say his name in peace., say his name in remembrance, say his name in solidarity, say his name in tribute, say his name loud, say his name proud, say his name with honor, say his name with love, say his name with respect, say his name with reverence, SayHisNameMC, smp, speak his name

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

Robux Revenge Minecraft Server

apple pay, car purchase, compensation, family dynamics, godly items, grounding, Justice, Minecraft, older sister, parental favoritism, pocket money, rare items, retail job, Revenge, Robux, Sacrifices, saving money, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, stolen phone, theft, value of money

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2124
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchantments Applied:	69	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of being the responsible older sibling who always has to make sacrifices for your little brother? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

On our server, you can steal your brother’s virtual items and sell them for profit, just like this player did in real life. Who needs parents to take your side when you can take matters into your own hands in Minecraft?

Forget about Apple Pay and Roblox drama, come join us and create your own justice by pranking your siblings in the most epic ways possible. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a simple password like your birthday – we’ve all been there!

Join now and let the sibling rivalry unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s see who comes out on top in the ultimate sibling showdown!

TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

Argument, Boundaries, bus fare, CAR, Chronic pain, city, cold shoulder, Demands, disabled, discomfort, Driving, Duty, ENTITLEMENT, medical appointment, reliable transportation, RIDES, roommate, Store, TaxiCraft, Transportation, Treatment, Uber

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	63
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver

big fat lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, DumbestLieEver, embarrassing lie, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, funny lie, LieCraft, little white lie, long nose, porky pie, smp, stupid lie, tall story, tall tale, untruth, white lie, whopper

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Star Shards Collected:	95	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	144	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!

AnnualCraft

annual tradition, AnnualCraft, beloved games, childhood memories, classic games, favorite games, favorite pastime, Game Replays, Gaming, gaming habits, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming rituals, nostalgic, recurring favorites, replay value, replaying games, timeless favorites, video games, yearly gaming, yearly tradition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	2436
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8044
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	5456

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom! But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you never know when a pack of rabid wolves might start a dance party right in the middle of your epic build.

So why play the same game every year when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DungeonHeroesMC: Boosting Confidence, Slaying Dragons

autistic people, BOOSTING, boosting confidence, comfort zone, Community, Confidence, confidence building, dragons, DungeonHeroesMC, dungeons and dragons, empowerment, Gaming, Inclusivity, inner hero, mental health, neurodiversity, roleplaying game, self esteem, slaying, social interactions, Social Skills, study, Support, Therapy, wellbeing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	9022	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

yo, u wanna be a hero? come join our minecraft server, where dungeons and dragons is the name of the game! we got studies that show playing this roleplaying game can boost ur confidence and make u a social butterfly.

imagine slaying dragons and saving princesses, all while gaining mad skills and leveling up like a boss. u can be the hero u always wanted to be, all in the comfort of ur own blocky world.

so come on, join us and unleash ur inner hero! who knows, maybe u’ll even find urself a real-life princess or dragon to slay. the possibilities are endless on our server, so what are u waiting for? come be a legend in the making!