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The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

Brit, China, hive, Honey Trap, long tail tags, Mind, Minecraft, russia, Sharehouse, smp, Usa

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ores Mined:	1856
Dragon Eggs Found:	9813	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!

NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crops Grown:	2416

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3586	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	733636
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

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FrCraft Minecraft Server

des, des fr, fr, FrCraft, ICI, Minecraft, Server, Y’a des, Y’a des fr ici, ya

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	970122	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Emeralds Found:	5086
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, buzzed, celebration, EMBARRASSING, Experience, first time, Friends, Fun, getting drunk, hangover, intoxication, Laughter, long tail tag, Memories, milestone, MISTAKES, Party, regret, tipsy, TipsyCraft, wild night

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!