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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3990 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 658737 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!