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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

NoObsoProductsMC

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Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

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❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

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No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

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IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

BlockyBedRejects

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchantments Applied:	217
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	6292
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1516	Emeralds Found:	8722
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	3356
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9447	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1394	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5836	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Groundbreaking obnoxiously Minecraft Servers

Overview

Basic Rules

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?