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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4805 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
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