Obese American MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

Suck, Move, average male citizen, OBLIGATION, apply

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

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KingdomCraft Server – khg

Union χ dark road, Report, kingdom hearts, patch manager, dark road

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the Disney World of Minecraft! Join us for a magical adventure filled with Kingdom Hearts collections, pilot animatics, and new games like KINGDOM HEARTS IV and KINGDOM HEARTS Missing-Link.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Dark Road leads to us. With trailers that will make your jaw drop and lore resources that will blow your mind, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t forget about our mobile games, Union χ[Cross] scenes, and Dark Road playthroughs – it’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and mind-blowing adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Minecraft server: TierListDoesntExi

Server, Ranking, SUPREME, ideal, Ultimate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the most epic, the most legendary, the most mind-blowingly awesome server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.

4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

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ToyBoxTakedown Minecraft Server

common space, sister, RESPONSIBILITY, birthday gift, rules

Are you tired of your precious Minecraft creations being destroyed by creepers and Endermen? Well, fear not, because our server is a calico critter paradise!

Join us and build your very own calico critter village, complete with adorable little houses and critter friends. But beware, our server has a strict rule – put everything away when you’re done, or risk the wrath of the mischievous cats!

Just like the OP’s sister, you too can enjoy playing with your calico critters on our server. But be warned, if you don’t clean up after yourself, the cats might just steal your critter pieces and cause chaos in your village.

So come join us on our server and experience the cutest and most organized Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, it’s not just a kids toy – it’s a way of life!

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DadCraft: NoForgivenessZone

Resentment, father daughter relationship, Emotional healing, family pressure, emotional trauma

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your deadbeat dad? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to think about those pesky phone calls from your absentee father.

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can escape from all the drama and family pressure. Who needs a dad when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to battle?

Don’t worry about forgiveness and family obligations here. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever. Plus, we have a strict “no dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips.

So come join us and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs a dad when you have a whole community of gamers to play with? Let’s build, battle, and laugh together on the craziest Minecraft server around!

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BlockyDramaFreeZone

15. Easygoing, 3. Unimportant, 6. Exaggeration, 18. Relaxed, BlockyDramaFreeZone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat! Our server is so insane, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamond-encrusted bacon, and a petting zoo filled with mini zombies riding on the backs of giant chickens!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

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CraftyAutismReversal Minecraft Server

autism research, developmental disorders, groundbreaking study, autism intervention, neuroplasticity

hey u, ya u, do u want to reverse ur severe autism??? well do i have the server for u!!! join our minecraft server and watch as ur autism magically disappears!!! it’s like a miracle but in block form!!! come join us and be cured of ur autism while building epic creations and battling creepers!!! trust me, it works, i used to be a potato but now i’m a fully functioning human bean thanks to this server!!! so what are u waiting for??? join now and say goodbye to ur autism forever!!!

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HouthisBewareMC

RETALIATION, Conflict, violence, HouthisBewareMC, defense operations

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server, it’s like the wild wild west but with blocks. we got crazy stuff happenin like pigs flyin and creepers dancin. our mods are like wizards, they can make ur wildest dreams come true. one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went to the moon, true story. and the best part? we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes u invincible. so come on down and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even pigs flyin.

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PixelPanic: Where Feelings Trump Facts

critical thinking, echo chamber, ideological extremists, feelings, rationality

join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the internet! come build and explore with us in a world where the only ideology is FUN!

we have unicorns that fart rainbows, talking chickens that give out diamonds, and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the best parties!

if you’re tired of dealing with internet trolls and keyboard warriors, come join us where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to play for hours on end!

so grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a minecraft adventure like no other! because on our server, the only extremism you’ll find is EXTREME FUN!

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Owl Realms 1.21 Survival Java&Bedrock

java, Land, Claims, Newcomer, Survival

Welcome to Owl Realms, a server that started way back in 2021 and continues to provide a renowned Survival experience with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! We’re not just a server; but a community-driven haven for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Survival experience. We are looking to grow our community!

⚔️ Improved Survival: Come and experience our next level survival gameplay. We’ve created a space where creative players and those familiar challenges of survival can enjoy themselves while learning the exciting new features that elevate your journey.

🌎 Vast, Beautiful World: Every single world in Owl Realms is a brand new experience, say hello to a breathtaking overworld. A nether world that aches to be explored and The End that truly feels like the end.

🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully made to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s our custom trading to our player-driven markets. There are plenty of surprises that Owl Realms offers to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to Minecraft, come join us in Owl Realm Survival today and become part of a great community that would love to have you here.

play.owlrealms.com

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