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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4552 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
Farms Harvested: | 295 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.