number of revolutions around the sun Minecraft Servers

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

age, age bracket, age group, age range, AgeCrafters, chronological age, Crafting, duration of life, generation, length of existence, length of life, life stage, Memories, number of birthdays, number of revolutions around the sun, number of years alive, Numbers, numerical age, time of birth, time on this planet, time since birth, years lived, years of experience, years on earth

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	120

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Towns Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	3417

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8588
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!