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Pay2PlayCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	68	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5375	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of hosting parties for your broke friends who can’t even show up on time or pay their fair share? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your party hosting woes behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual BBQ party and invite all your friends without worrying about latecomers or freeloaders. And the best part? You don’t have to split the cost of food and drinks because everything is free in the virtual world!

Say goodbye to disrespectful guests who don’t appreciate your efforts and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of being responsible and considerate. Don’t let one bad apple ruin your party-planning experience – join our server today and let the fun begin!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start throwing the most epic virtual parties without any of the drama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Bookworms Minecraft Server

Book, Bookworms, controversial, Dark, Disturbing, disturbing content, disturbing narrative, disturbing themes, Fiction, INTENSE, Literature, Minecraft, Mystery, non-horror, Psychological, reading, Server, Suspense, taboo, Thought-provoking, Thriller, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for hidden book pages scattered throughout the world. And instead of fighting off zombies, you’ll be battling grammar police who are out to correct your spelling mistakes! But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a giant library made entirely out of enchanted books? Well, now you can! So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s turn the page on boring Minecraft servers together!

RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!

Ancient, bygone habits, DialUp, disappearing customs, disappearing fads, disappearing traditions, discontinued products, forgotten practices, forgotten toys, History, obsolete technology, obsolete trends, old-fashioned styles, old-school items, once-common objects, outdated fashion, outdated trends, past popular items, rare collectibles, rare memorabilia, RetroCraft, uncommon relics, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Remember when everyone used to play Minecraft on those basic servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, those days are long gone, my friend! Step into the future with our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

arms sales, China, China-Taiwan relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, Government, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military intervention, Minecraft, opposition, political tension, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, U.S, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchantments Applied:	220	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	950

so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

Autonomy, Call, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, LegitCraft, legitimacy, national identity, Politics, presidential power, putin, Putins, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraines, world affairs, Zelenskiy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	865	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.

BlockbusterBlunders

Analysis, BlockbusterBlunders, Characters, critical thinking, deep dive, favorite book, favorite movie, hidden meaning, Insight, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, Message, missed the point, misunderstanding, Overlooked, perspective, Plot, reevaluation, Reflection, storytelling, Themes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

so, like, imagine if you could enter your fave book or movie but in MINECRAFT form. like, you could be chilling in hogwarts with steve from minecraft or fighting zombies with spiderman. this server is like a portal to all your fave stories but with a twist – everything is made out of blocks and you gotta mine for resources to survive. trust me, you’ve never experienced harry potter or avengers like this before. join now and let the madness begin!

CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Votes:	793
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	625105
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ores Mined:	8038	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	1031
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features:

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information:

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join:

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

FAQ:

1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “Where do you think they are today?” Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Are you ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Join now and let the madness begin!

CoverBabyRape Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6622	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a baby on the cover of a Nirvana album? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re touching the baby’s penis yourself! Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a 90s grunge band. So come on, dive in and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget your swim trunks, things are about to get wet and wild!