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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	5449

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Void Gems Collected:	20

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?

Blocky Blunders: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IndecisiveCraft: Where even the creepers can’t make up their minds!

analysis paralysis, Choices, Confused, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dilemma, hesitant, indecisive, IndecisiveCraft, inner conflict, Minds.., mixed feelings, overthinking, pros and cons, second guessing, Struggling, stuck in limbo, torn between, uncertainty, Unsure, vacillating, Wavering, weighing options

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	152
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crops Grown:	2733
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Votes:	9021	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of its eyes!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Want to fight a dragon made out of cheese? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of all time? Don’t miss out, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyNiji – Where Nijisanji EN Fans Unite to Build, Explore, and LOL!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong. Our server is like the Nijisanji EN YouTube channels on steroids – with more drama, more laughs, and more virtual shenanigans than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

From the chaotic realm of LazuLight to the mystical lands of Ethyria, our server is a melting pot of creativity and chaos. Rumor has it that the Luxiem district is haunted by ghostly Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots. And don’t even get us started on the ILUNA faction – those guys throw the best block parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – because in our world, anything can happen!

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead can’t resist our killer gameplay! RIP ‘> daughter dies’

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	5538

Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind!

Crafty Down Under: Aussie Memes and Political Shenanigans Server

assailants, Aus, Aussie, Australia, Bodies, bondi junction, central west, Crafty, crime, investigation, memes, murder, News, POL, Police, Political, School, Server, Shenanigans, shipping container, shopping centre, Stabbing, Sydney, teenagers, violence, West

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our virtual shopping center where you might just run into a zombie or two doing some retail therapy.

Feeling competitive? Challenge other players to a PvP battle that’s more intense than a creeper explosion.

With so much excitement happening on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Crafty, Cycle, dd2, ddg, Dragon.., dragon’s Dogma, dragons, enthusiasts, hired pawn, Minecraft, op, PABG edition, patch notes, Pawn Sheet, pawnguild, pawns, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!