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NoWifiNoProblem Minecraft Server

data transfer, ethernet connection, home networking, home technology, home use, internet access, internet connection, internet connectivity, internet devices, internet reliability, internet speed, Minecraft, Network Devices, network performance, network security, networking equipment, new routers, non-wifi routers, NoWifiNoProblem, radio antennas, Server, Technology, wireless routers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Towns Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Are you tired of your wifi router constantly spying on you and stealing your snacks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the prying antennas of traditional routers! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky radio antennas getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a magical potato that grants wishes to all who join. So why settle for a boring old router when you can join us for a potato-powered party? Let the shenanigans begin!

SkyVoids

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, Chat bubbles, Community, Diverse, Earth, Economy, Enchants, Explorer, gameplay, Gear, Jobs, Map, PvE, PvP, Quest, Rewards, Rich, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Vehicles

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Embark on an epic journey in SkyVoids, the ultimate Earth survival Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a vast world where you can explore realistic landscapes, take on exciting quests, and master unique jobs to earn rewards. Our server features custom vehicles that let you travel in style, while powerful custom enchants give your gear the edge it needs. Stay connected with our integrated community through interactive chat bubbles and a dynamic map that keeps you informed and engaged. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or adventurer, SkyVoids offers a rich and diverse gameplay experience where your survival skills truly matter. Join us now and start your adventure on SkyVoids!

play.skyvoids.com

SWIFTBOX

Adrenaline, Aerial, Arenas, armor, Combat, Community, Competition, Cosmetic Items, Dogfights, elytra wings, elytrapvp, English, Keyalls, KitPvP, landscapes, Minecraft, Polish, PvP, Rewards, Romanian, Staff, SWIFTBOX, Upgrades, weapons

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our premier Minecraft ElytraPvP server, where the skies are the limit! If you’re looking for an adrenaline-packed PvP experience, you’ve come to the right place. Our server is tailored for players who crave fast-paced, aerial combat using Elytra wings. Engage in epic dogfights, soaring above breathtaking landscapes while battling opponents in mid-air. With custom arenas designed to challenge even the most skilled fliers, you’ll find yourself coming back for more, honing your skills, and rising through the ranks.

But that’s not all! Our server stands out with daily keyalls, ensuring that every player has the opportunity to unlock special rewards and enhance their gameplay. Every day, at a set time, all players online receive keys that can be used to open exclusive crates filled with valuable loot. These can range from powerful weapons and armor to rare Elytra upgrades and cosmetic items. Our keyalls are designed to level the playing field, giving everyone a chance to gear up and stay competitive, whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the server.

We pride ourselves on maintaining a friendly and active community. Our dedicated staff is always available to assist with any issues and ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all. Whether you prefer solo PvP action or teaming up with friends, there’s something here for everyone.

Join our server today, take to the skies, and dominate the competition in the ultimate ElytraPvP experience. With daily keyalls, stunning arenas, and a thriving community, our server offers endless excitement and rewards. Don’t miss out—become part of the action and let your legend take flight. We speak english / polish / romanian

swiftbox.icsv.pl:50080

GreenCraft SMP: Where cows rule & creepers drool! 1.21 Semi-vanilla fun for all!

bedrock, collectable, Community, console, Cows, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Discord, Drool, Dynmap, Events, Fun, GreenCraft, GreenCraftSMP, java, Land Claims, Listen, Maps, Minigames, Nations, Rewards, rule, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	6530
Ores Mined:	8318	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Offerings	Nations – Nations now allow to claim as much land you want (be reasonable ofc), building up a base and fighting wars
	Cross-Platform: Available to all java and bedrock players alike, now with an easy way to join on console
	Minigames: by typing /warp minigames in chat you will be able to play many minigames with your friends
	Events: We host events every 2 weeks where everyone participating get rewarded and all the event games are playable after the event in the minigame hub
	Collectable Maps: by participating in server activities you will get your own unique collectable map art
	Land claims: In a nation or not you can always keep your stuffs safe
	We listen to our community

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, GreenCraft SMP is available for both Java and Bedrock players.

Q: Are there events on the server?

A: Yes, we host events every 2 weeks where participants receive rewards.

Q: How can I participate in minigames on the server?

A: Simply type /warp minigames in the chat to access and play various minigames with friends.

Manly Minecraft Server

acceptance, activities, Community, empowerment, fashion, FITNESS, gender affirming, gender dysphoria, hobbies, Identity, manly, Masculinity, Men, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Self-expression, Server, support groups, Therapy, weak beta man

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of being a weak beta man with gender dysphoria? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and empowerment through gender affirming activities like slaying dragons with glittery swords, building fabulous rainbow castles, and competing in high heels obstacle courses. Say goodbye to your old self and hello to the fabulous, confident man you were always meant to be! Join now and unleash your inner diva!

Golden Generation Minecraft SMP

Achievements, Euro Cup, european football, football, generation, glory days, Golden, golden generation, History, memorable era, Minecraft, national team, peak performance, Players, Poland, Polish football, smp, Soccer, sports, sports history, success, talented squad, tournament success, World Cup

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Poland’s golden generation in football – full of surprises and epic moments! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging creepers like a pro soccer player dodges defenders. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and occasionally drops by to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, Defensive, flirtatious, halloween season, insert herself, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, only child, Plans, rough time, selfish behavior, Server, Special, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a friend who always makes everything about themselves? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own world without any selfish friends ruining the fun.

Our server is the perfect place to escape to when you need a break from friends who flirt with your partner or constantly try to one-up you. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any drama llama drama.

So come join us on our server and leave all your selfish friends behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way through outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about those annoying friends who just can’t seem to let you have your moment in the spotlight. See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

OraCraft: Finger Pointing Fiasco

Animal lover, Apes, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Dinner, Fiasco, Finger, finger-pointing, Friends, funny, Girlfriend, group dynamics, humor, jokes, misunderstanding, monkeys, OraCraft, Orangutan, pointing, relationships, social cues

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pointing at other players’ virtual food is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our community is filled with monkey enthusiasts who love to joke around and have a good time.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we point at each other’s pixelated meals and share cute videos of monkeys doing adorable things. Who knew that a simple joke could lead to such chaos and drama, just like in the real world?

Don’t worry about being blocked or cut out of anyone’s virtual life here, because we embrace all kinds of humor and quirks. So come on in and let’s have a wild and wacky time together on our Minecraft server – where pointing at food is the norm and monkey business is always welcome!

WestBankWarrior Minecraft Server

American, Conflict, diplomatic incident, fatal shooting, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Israeli military, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, Military operations, military statement, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political tensions, security forces, Server, Tragedy, US citizen, violence, West Bank, WestBankWarrior

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5756
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli military is on a rampage in the west bank! we got explosions, chaos, and maybe even some american casualties! if you want a server with non-stop action and drama, this is the place to be! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCreeperWarz

antony blinken, ballistic missiles, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War, Warning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

so, liek, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join or ur missing out big time, bro. we got this crazy war theme going on, like ukraine vs russia but in minecraft. u gotta choose ur side and battle it out with ur friends.

but wait, there’s more! we got iranian ballistic missiles that are gonna be launched in the game within weeks. u gotta be prepared for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be wild. join now before it’s too late and experience the most intense minecraft server ever. trust me, u don’t wanna miss this.

NoobCraft: Do Your Own Research

10. Source evaluation, 11. Cognitive bias, 12. Independent thinking, 13. Media literacy, 14. Investigative skills, 15. Data analysis, 16. Empirical evidence, 17. Logical reasoning, 18. Peer review, 19. Credible sources, 2. Critical thinking, 20. Intellectual honesty., 3. Fact checking, 4. Skepticism, 5. Misinformation, 6. Fake news, 7. Confirmation bias, 8. Trust issues, 9. Information literacy, Noobcraft, research

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8151
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u don’t wanna play on some boring server with no pizzazz? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro.

first off, we got a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers who only speak in riddles. u gotta solve their puzzles to get the best loot, it’s like a brain workout and a treasure hunt all in one.

then, we got this giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour. u gotta be quick on ur feet to dodge the lava and grab the diamonds that shoot out of it. it’s like a high-stakes game of hot potato, but with precious gems.

oh, and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. we got creepers that purr like kittens, skeletons that do the macarena, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a circus, but with more explosions.

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come hang with us. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and ur diamond pickaxe, cuz things are about to get crazy up in here.