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NoWifiNoProblem Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your wifi router constantly spying on you and stealing your snacks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the prying antennas of traditional routers! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky radio antennas getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a magical potato that grants wishes to all who join. So why settle for a boring old router when you can join us for a potato-powered party? Let the shenanigans begin!

Saarpanese Minecraft Server

cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural shift, Diversity, DROPPED, ethnic background, ethnic group, ethnicity, ethnicity change, heritage, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, minority group, Multiculturalism, new, Saarpan, Saarpanese, Server, society, traditional customs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Star Shards Collected:	187	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of being just a regular old Minecraft player? Well, join our server and become a Saarpanese! That’s right, we have a new ethnicity just for our players. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas in epic quests, and even build a house made entirely of diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who throws the most lit parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary Saarpanese warrior in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Sad_BF_NoHorror_Minecraft SMP

BF, Boyfriend, Disappointment, emotions, film choices, Halloween, Horror, horror genre, horror movies, love, Men, movie preferences, October, Preferences, relationships, rings of power, sad, Sad_BF_NoHorror_Minecraft, scary movies, smp, Spooky season, thriller films

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s weird movie choices! We promise no rings of power here, just endless fun and adventure in a world where creepers are the scariest thing you’ll encounter. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure chests. So leave your boyfriend and his boring movie preferences behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2793
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself would want to join in on the fun. In fact, she’s been known to pop in from time to time to challenge players to dance-offs and underwater building contests. And don’t even get us started on the epic loot you can find hidden in our secret dungeons – enchanted golden apples, anyone?

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

Magic Girl’s Minecraft SMP Storytime

Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, Cute girls, Emotional journey, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, friendship, Girls, Heartwarming, It’s tea time, light novel, Magic, Magic School, magical creatures, Magical Girl, Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta Onnanoko no Hanashi, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, school life, slice of life, smp, storytime, Supernatural powers, tea ceremony, witchcraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	4359
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must drink tea while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the tea leaves hold mystical powers that will enhance your building skills and give you the luck of a thousand rabbits.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.

So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!

Narvania Minecraft server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Votes:	2392	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Narvaniya is a server where dreams come true, and each player becomes part of a unique story in a world of limitless possibilities. The server is pirated, that is, you can log in from a licensed and pirated account.

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Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered warriors who will fight by your side against any mob that dares to challenge you.

So why not join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

No Hate Minecraft SMP

acceptance, anti-racism, BIAS, compassion, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, hate, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, love for all, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, smp, social justice, stop hating minorities, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5

Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

Safe Poland Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5103	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dimension Hops:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

Compliment, Country, Courtesy, culture, customer service, Etiquette, Friendly, good morning, HAT, Kindness, MAAM, Manners, Minecraft, nod, Polite, Region, Respect, Shirt, Sir, smp, southern hospitality, thank you, tradition, WAVE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	226	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Star Shards Collected:	132
Buildings Constructed:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!