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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8713 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9877 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4694 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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