Players: |
90/100 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Void Gems Collected: |
38 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
24 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
8 |
Falling into the Void: |
3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
13 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
2 |
Void Armor Forged: |
24 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: |
30 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: |
1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
3 |
Towns Built: |
9 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!