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Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ores Mined:	6406
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7504
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	248
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Star Shards Collected:	147
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, xivg

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Zombie Dances:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

Adulthood, advancement, career, Classes, education, electrician, Experience, Fall, Frustration, Future, graduating, learning, meme, Robots, Skills, state forces, Technology, trade school, TradeMemeCraft, TRADES, Workforce, Youll

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2013	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blockheads R Us

Blockheads, Boys, Like.., look, look like this, this.., White, White boys

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	190	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Dragon Eggs Found:	7837	Mines Excavated:	2834
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it

Boundaries, Buy, consent, consumerism, CRAFTIN, Crash 4, Creature, CREEPIN, Deals, Decision making, digital content, DISCOUNTS, Entertainment, Ethics, Gaming, impulse buying, mobs, morality, regret, sale, temptation, video games, violate

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can violat… I mean, interact with all sorts of creatures in the game! Why waste your time debating about buying Crash 4 when you can join our server and have a blast like never before?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable creatures to interact with. Who needs Crash 4 when you can have the time of your life on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our legendary Minecraft community where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!