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Eclypse SMP: Where creepers are just misunderstood TNT enthusiasts!

Aura skills, BreweryX, CREEPERS, Custom Images, Custom War, discord polls, Dynamic economy, Earth, ECLYPSE, Economy, enthusiasts, Fair Economy, Image Frame, Inviting Community, java bedrock, java players, misunderstood, Optional PvP, PvP, Roleplay, simple voice chat, smp, Tnt, Towns & Nations, voting system, War system

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	706684

Eclypse SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Earth	-1:924 scale world of Earth! Along with a separate world for extra resources!
	Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and selling to spawn using /spawn!
Aura Skills	Custom Skills Plugin that allows you to get better stats in each category. Do /skills to see!
Discord Polls	Players vote on things such as features and overall changes to the server!
Inviting Community	Toxic behavior is not tolerated.
Optional PvP	You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
Custom War	We use a custom war system, to make wars as fair with 1 attack and 1 defense on each capital!
Java & Bedrock	Play on any device you want.

FAQ

Can Java Players use Simple Voice Chat?

Yes, Java Players are able to use Simple Voice Chat to improve Roleplay.

Are custom images supported with Image Frame?

Yes, Image Frame supports custom images.

What is BreweryX?

BreweryX is a feature that allows players to brew custom potions.

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can join the server and find more information on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/EVK3JDRw

ChinaVsAmerica Minecraft Server

America, China, ChinaVsAmerica, economic powerhouse, foreign policy, geopolitical influence, global affairs, global competition., global dominance, Global influence, global leadership, global power, global supremacy, international power struggle, international relations, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, political influence, Server, superpower rivalry, world leadership, world superpower

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose whether China or America leads the world! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, now you can engage in epic battles to determine the fate of the world!

Join us and witness crazy alliances being formed, unexpected betrayals, and intense political drama all within the world of Minecraft. Will you fight for the glory of China or the freedom of America? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures along the way. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

GoldMedalGrind Minecraft SMP

athletes, Competition, Doping, Endurance, Exercise, Gold medals, GoldMedalGrind, health, medication, mental health, Minecraft, nutrition, Performance, physical health, physical therapy, PRESSURE, professional athletes, Recovery, smp, sports, stress, success, Training

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secret conspiracy behind why all the gold medal-winning athletes suddenly need medication in their 20s! Maybe it’s because they’ve been secretly training in Minecraft all this time and their bodies can’t handle the intense virtual workouts. Or perhaps they’ve been battling secret mobs in the game that have been draining their health points. Either way, you won’t know until you join and start digging for answers (literally, because mining is a big part of Minecraft)! So come on in and see if you can uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every week for our most dedicated players!

NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes

appropriate attire, backless dress, beach wedding, black dress, destination wedding, dress code, family event, fashion choice., father daughter, formal wear, jamaica, NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes, skimpy dress, wedding attire, wedding date, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding outfit

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mines Excavated:	2670	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have weddings on the beach in Jamaica every day! Dress code? Non-standard, of course! We encourage black backless dresses that are a little on the skimpy side – the skimpier, the better!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, where divorced dads and their daughters can bond over questionable fashion choices. Who needs a clear dress code when you can wear whatever the heck you want?

Don’t be an asshole, join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin!

Chatting with Cleo – Minecraft SMP

Chatting, Cleo, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, dialogue, dream conversation, FAMOUS, historical figure, History, hypothetical, imagination, Impactful, influential, Insights, interview, knowledge, learn, Minecraft, past, perspective, questions, smp, wisdom

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP and you could have a chance to chat with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even a T-Rex (if time travel is involved)! Imagine the epic conversations you could have – asking Cleopatra for beauty tips, getting political advice from Lincoln, or discussing the best hunting strategies with a T-Rex. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to mingle with the legends of the past in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

CraftyHappyLand

achievement, balance, Contentment, CraftyHappyLand, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happy, hobbies, joy, Laughter, Life, love, mindfulness, Passion, positivity, purpose, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	657	Emeralds Found:	5372
Votes:	2387	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Do you know what makes me happy in life? Mining for diamonds in a virtual world where creepers explode and zombies chase you around like they’re late for a brain buffet! And you know where you can experience all of this chaotic fun? Our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and the villagers are always up to some shenanigans. Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry skeletons. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a sneaky enderman, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

SudzhaCraft Minecraft Server

border, breaking news, Ceasefire, confirmation, Conflict, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international news, Invasion, Kursk region, Military, Minecraft, nato, official statement, russia, Server, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Animals Bred:	176
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle between russia and ukraine in the krusk region! build your own sudzha and defend it from the ukrainian forces! who will win in this epic showdown? join now to find out and be part of the chaos and destruction! bring your friends and let’s make history in minecraft!

KurskCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

blocks, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, emergency, escalation, Fighting, Incident, Kursk Nuclear Power Plant, KurskCraft, local authorities, Military, nuclear facility, nukes, ongoing, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got battles goin’ down like a few dozen kilometers from Kursk Nuclear Power Plant! Ain’t nothin’ like fightin’ it out in a virtual world while real-life authorities dealin’ with some serious stuff. Come join da madness and show off yo skills in our epic PvP arenas! Plus, rumor has it dat Herobrine himself be lurkin’ around, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to face him. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

TipsyFruitFlies

alcohol, dopamine, euphoria, fruit flies, group settings, key player, Phenomenon, reactions, social drinking, solitary, study, TipsyFruitFlies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6865	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we use FRUIT FLIES to study how SOCIAL DRINKING boosts euphoria!! yea u heard right, we got fruit flies getting turnt up on our server and they are having the time of their tiny little lives.

ALCOHOL causes different reactions in solitary versus group settings, just like on our server! when u drink with ur pals, u feel like u can take on the world and build the most epic structures ever seen in minecraft history. but when u drink alone, u just end up crying in a corner cuz u forgot to feed ur virtual pet pig.

dopamine is a key player on our server, making u feel all happy and excited as u mine for diamonds and battle creepers. join us and experience the ultimate high of social drinking in minecraft form! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab a drink and let’s get this party started! 🍻🎉

Zuted Earth SMP

Adventure, auction houses, Auctions, bedrock, continents, Crates, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factories, java, Jobs, leveling up, Minecraft, Online Map, player-run shops, Quests, Rewards, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Votes:	2039
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4653
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ores Mined:	9123
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to Zuted Earth SMP, a dynamic Minecraft Earth Survival server offering a rich, immersive experience on both Java and Bedrock editions! Explore 7 continents with a viewable online map, engage in auctions, run shops, and level up through our unique system. Take on jobs, build factories, complete quests, and earn exciting rewards from crates. Climb the ranks and enjoy our robust economy with player-run shops and auction houses.

Connection Details: Java: Connect to play.zutedearth.com Bedrock: Use IP 185.249.196.139 and port 25565

To join from console, simply add Zuted Earth as a friend. Dive into a world of endless possibilities and adventure with Zuted Earth SMP!

play.zutedearth.com