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PissyCraft

Campaign, congratulations, CONSERVATIVE, election, Government, Honor, honorable message, Humble, humble message, Message, morning smell, must vote, nothing you can do, pissy old men, PissyCraft, Political, powerful message, republicans, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchantments Applied:	132	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4108	Love Letters Sent:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

The Love Of My Life Is Graduating Minecraft SMP

Commitment, coping, decision, doubt, emotions, Future, graduating, Graduation, HEARTBREAK, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, partner, relationship, Sadness, smp, Struggle, Support, tough choices, uncertainty

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Votes:	3760	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you feeling like the love of your life is about to leave you in the dust? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape the drama and build a new love story with your blocky buddies! Who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword as your companion? Join us and watch your heartache melt away as you battle creepers and mine for precious ores. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a pixelated pig! So why wait for heartbreak when you can join our SMP and craft a new beginning?

CraftyNameChangeMadness

baby names, CraftyNameChangeMadness, family approval, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family judgment, family opinions, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, Family Values, parenting decisions, refusing to discuss, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, traditional names, unconventional names

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7046	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the name Sloane in all its glory! Join us if you’re tired of boring, traditional names like Anna and James. Our server is a safe haven for all Sloanes out there, where you can build, mine, and craft without any negativity about your name.

We understand the struggles of having a unique name, just like Sloane. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on for choosing such a cool and unconventional name. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where Sloane reigns supreme!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and show the world that Sloane is not just a name, it’s a statement. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, because on our server, Sloane is the name of champions!

HezzyCraft: Rocket Rain in Lebanon

airstrikes, Attack, BBC, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, escalation, hezbollah, HezzyCraft, international news, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Rain, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket launchers, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

hey u, ya u, do u like blowing stuff up? well do i have the server for u! come join us in this epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner chaos and destroy everything in sight! we got 100 hezbollah rocket launchers just waiting for u to blow up in southern lebanon! join now and let the explosions begin! trust me, u won’t regret it! #boom #minecraftmadness #chaosawaits

Blocky Boys and Girls Autism Club

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Boys, brain development, club, cognitive differences, early intervention, environmental factors, gender differences, genetic predisposition, genetics, Girls, heritable, neurodevelopmental disorder, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, social communication, Social Skills, special education, spectrum disorder, speech therapy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	1170	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know autism is more heritable in boys than in girls? Yeah, it’s like a genetic lottery up in here! Join us and see if you got that lucky autism gene, bro! We got crazy challenges like building a house out of rainbow sheep and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to spell your own name. So come on, join the fun and let’s get autistic together!

Blaze Squad Minecraft Server

adventure game, atmospheric game, beautiful graphics, Blaze, emotional story, exploration game, firewatch, firewatch gameplay, Firewatch recommendation, Firewatch review, Firewatch worth it, first-person game, indie game, interactive storytelling, ISOLATION, Minecraft, mystery game, narrative game, Server, squad, unique gameplay, video game, walking simulator, wilderness setting

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Imagine a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and creepers dance the Macarena!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil bunnies who shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the trumpet! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Belle, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Erotic Roleplay, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kink, mature discussion, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, OP edition, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ores Mined:	7509	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can post tags, talk about your fetishes, and even have a good old fap session with your fellow players.

In this server, we have a special edition called “Belle In The OP Edition”, where every player gets their own personal Belle Delphine to accompany them on their Minecraft adventures. She’ll trade you diamonds for bathwater, and even serenade you with her catchy tunes as you mine away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of rare items and treasures hidden away in their lair. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

So come join us on /dft/ and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

MotherlandBabyBoom

baby boom, birth rate, cultural norms, demographic challenges, Family Planning, fertility rate, Gender Roles, government policies, maternal instincts, Motherhood, motherland, MotherlandBabyBoom, parenthood, population growth, reproductive rights, resistance, russia, social expectations, societal pressure, traditional values, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server, where russia wants a baby boom but some women are like nah, i ain’t becoming a mother for the motherland! instead, they’re building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow. who needs babies when you can have diamonds and dragons, amirite? plus, rumor has it that putin himself plays on our server, riding around on a pig named boris and challenging players to pvp duels. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). come on, comrade, let’s craft our way to victory!

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, anti cheat, Balanced Economy, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, cakes, Castle Battle, cozy project, daily login privileges, Deathrun, Egg wars, frequent events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, invite a friend, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Quake, reliable moderation team, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, stable hosting, support for all versions, technical support, thoughtful concepts, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	86	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Votes:	2438

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

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🦜 Parrot Survival 🦜 No Mods, Just Parrots, join now!

Adventure, apply, Community, creativity, Discord, Events, Experience, friendship, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Origin, Origins, Parrot, parrots, Quests, Roleplay, Season, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Server Name:	Bird SMP
Server Type:	Modded (Origins + Vanilla+)
Server Age Restriction:	13+
Season Start Date:	September 7th @ 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT
Discord:	Join Here

Why Join Bird SMP Season 1?

Own origin. We allow you to add your own origin of choice.
Experienced Owners. Over 2 years of experience in server owning.
Fun mods! Better MC included with all its glory!
Community Events. Participate in community-driven events, competitions, and seasonal celebrations.
Roleplay-Friendly! Support for story/lore on the server with possible rewards.
24/7 No stinky free providers! Active 24/7 server.
Quests. Engage in quests for great rewards!

Apply Now!

Join our Discord and follow the steps to get started: https://discord.gg/cM8yqyxjxW

We can’t wait to see you in Bird SMP!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What mods are included in the Vanilla+ modpack?

A: The Vanilla+ modpack includes various quality of life improvements and additional content to enhance your Minecraft experience.

Q: How can I add my own unique origin?

A: To add your own origin, you must first have it approved for balance by the server admins. Once approved, you can select or create your own origin to play with.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for roleplaying on the server?

A: While we encourage roleplaying and storytelling on the server, we ask that all players respect each other’s stories and adhere to basic roleplaying etiquette.

Q: Can I participate in community events if I’m not a regular player on the server?

A: Absolutely! Community events are open to all players, whether you are a regular or occasional player on Bird SMP.

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

comfy story, coping, Eat, Goyim, Jews, jidf, kikes, Minecraft, POL, retards, Safety, Server, Terrorism, Terrorize, Truth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!