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PissyCraft

Campaign, congratulations, CONSERVATIVE, election, Government, Honor, honorable message, Humble, humble message, Message, morning smell, must vote, nothing you can do, pissy old men, PissyCraft, Political, powerful message, republicans, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

GasBlastRefineryCraft

Black sea, Black Sea region, drone attacks, drone strikes, Drones, energy crisis, energy infrastructure, Energy Sector, energy security, fuel supply, gas production, gas shortages, GasBlastRefineryCraft, geopolitical tensions, oil production, refinery, russia, Russian economy, Russian gas, security threat, supply chain disruption

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

so this server is like russia but without the gas shortages cuz we got unlimited gas in minecraft lol. we also have drones but they dont attack, they deliver pizza to your virtual house. our biggest black sea refinery is actually a giant cake that you can eat in the game. join us for endless fun and delicious treats, comrade!

ToxoCMV Funhouse: 557 Young Adults Edition

Adults, brain health, CMV Infections, Cognitive Effects, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cross-sectional study, Edition, funhouse, gender differences, immune system, INFECTIONS, mental health, Modulation, neurological disorders, neurological effects, Parasitic Infections, Rh Blood Type, Rh Factor, sex, ToxoCMV, Toxoplasma, viral infections, young, young adults

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy worlds and fight off creepers and zombies like a boss. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.

if u join our server, u will unlock secret powers like shooting fireballs from ur hands and turning into a dragon. ur friends will be so jelly of ur mad skills.

we also have treasure hunts where u can find diamonds and emeralds hidden in the most insane places. but watch out for the evil villagers trying to steal ur loot.

so what r u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Aethyria

Creative, Economy, Survival, Survival Creative Skyblock Factions Prison Minigames Towny KitPvP Pixelmon Modded Economy Roleplay Vanilla Adventure PvP Hardcore Parkour Farming Building Redstone

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	70
Crops Grown:	9061	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Aethyria is a community-oriented, friendly Minecraft server. We are against being pay-to-win so all gameplay-related commands and permissions are available to all players.

aethyria.apexmc.co

BoomcraftSMP

BOOMCRAFT, BoomcraftSMP, Chill, Conquer, Earth, earth-survival, economical, Economy, Factions, Friends, Journey, joy, KitPvP, Lands, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, LUCK, MATES, Minecraft, Political, PROFESSIONAL, Project, Relaxing, serious, Server, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Votes:	9505	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Star Shards Collected:	130	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Boomcraft is a chill relaxing server to hang around with your mates. It started as a project in late February which escalated into a bigger and more professional project. Our server includes Earth Survival as its main gamemode. Conquer lands and climb the leaderboards to become number 1 in a deadly, political, serious and economical server. Find new friends and start a journey of luck and joy.

play.boomcraft.net

TekkenCraft Minecraft Server

Competitive Gaming, Coyo, Coyodachi, fighting games, Gaming, gaming content, gaming event, gaming stream, Live Stream, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, Tekken 8, Tekken characters, Tekken community, Tekken gameplay, Tekken match, Tekken series, Tekken showdown, Tekken tournament, Tekken Tuesday, TekkenCraft, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	619	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1379	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Tekken battle? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Coyodachis out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies with your epic Tekken skills. Who needs a sword when you can just punch your enemies into oblivion like a true Tekken warrior?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Coyodachi himself will be logging on in 10 minutes to show off his Tekken 8 skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this epic showdown – it’s going to be more intense than a creeper explosion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to kick some pixelated butt in true Tekken style!

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, confusion, Curiosity, Eeehhhhhh, exclamation, Expression, funny, internet, japanese, Kimoi, maji, meme, Minecraft, Questioning, reaction, Server, Slang, social media, Surprise, Thread, ThreadCraft, viral

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep that fart out diamonds, trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! And that’s not all, folks! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will pop out and give you a high-five! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!

BabyShowerNoThanks

aunt, baby shower, BabyShowerNoThanks, celebrate, dad, Decline, decline politely, emotions, family, first child, Friends, Grandchild, growing family, hurt, husband, husband’s mom, INTIMATE, mom, parents, relationship, sister

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	129	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring baby showers thrown by people you barely know? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your pregnancy in style! Our virtual baby shower will have all the excitement and none of the awkwardness. Plus, you can invite all your online friends to join in on the fun!

Forget about real-life drama with in-laws and family friends, on our server, you’re the queen of the baby shower! Build a virtual nursery, play baby shower games, and receive virtual gifts for your little bundle of joy. Who needs real-life baby showers when you can have a Minecraft baby shower extravaganza?

So, come join us and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in the most epic way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect place for a baby shower? Don’t be the only one missing out on this hilarious and heartwarming experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the solution to all your relationship problems! Join us and watch as your partner becomes so addicted to our server that they forget you even exist. Who needs love and attention when you can have diamonds and creepers, am I right? Join now and say goodbye to pesky human interactions forever!

Anjem’s Radical Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, Anjems, banned, conviction, Court, Directing, extremism, Guilty, Hate Speech, Islamic, legal proceedings, Minecraft, Radical, radical Islam, Radical preacher, radicalization, Server, terror group, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

join our minecraft server if you want to escape from radical preachers like Anjem Choudary! our server is like a safe haven from all the crazies out there. we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any banned terror groups trying to ruin your fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the insanity begin!

EpicFemPowerMC

Awareness, crime, domestic abuse, EpicFemPowerMC, epidemic levels, equality, gender-based violence, Harassment, Justice, law enforcement, Prevention, Safety, sexual assault, societal issue, support services, Terrorism, threat, uk police, violence against women, Warning, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when a creeper blows up your house! No need to worry about real-world problems like violence against women, cuz here we’re all about building and mining! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a superhero squad fighting off evil mobs! So come on, join us and leave those real-world worries behind!