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The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2269	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Emeralds Found:	4078
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!

CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong

addict, aita, anger, Boundaries, child, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperDadsPlaydateGoneWrong, family, Friends, husband, lifestyle change, man, parenting, partying, Recovery, relapse, Safety, stranger, Trust, visitation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	220
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.

Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?

With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?

So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!

NetScapeNostalgia Minecraft SMP

cyber history, digital nostalgia, digital relics, early internet, early online experiences, forgotten websites, gen z, internet archives, internet exploration, internet history, Minecraft, missed out, NetScapeNostalgia, Nostalgia, old school internet, online culture, retro websites, smp, vintage websites, virtual communities, web 1.0, web browsing, Website

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the wild west of the internet – full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!

BingeCraft: Netflix Edition

BingeCraft, Edition, Netflix, Netflix binge watching TV shows Streaming Entertainment Recommendations Series Television Drama Comedy Thriller Mystery Sci-fi Fantasy Action Romance Suspense Adventure Crime Reality TV Documentaries

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more addictive than binge watching your favorite Netflix show? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate crossover episode between Minecraft and your wildest dreams. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be saying goodbye to Netflix and hello to the most thrilling adventure of your life!

EvacuateCraft Minecraft Server

city, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, EvacuateCraft, evacuation, Gains, Government, Humanitarian Aid, International, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Refugees, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crops Grown:	3737	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of war-torn ukraine by building ur own virtual city! we got creeper explosions that are way more intense than russian advances, and u can team up with ur friends to take down the evil ender dragon just like ukraine is fighting against russia! plus, our admins are like ukrainian soldiers, always ready to protect u from griefers and hackers. so come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

PardonTheFarmers420

agriculture, Cannabis, cannabis industry, criminal justice reform, drug policy, economic development, Economy, Farmers, government intervention., HUMAN RIGHTS, King, Legal amnesty, legalization, morocco, North Africa, Pardons, PardonTheFarmers420, Royal pardon, rural communities, Small-scale farmers, social justice

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	145	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where Morocco’s King has pardoned over 4,800 cannabis farmers and now they’re all building epic weed farms in Minecraft!

Imagine a world where every block is made of the dankest kush and every tree drops nuggets instead of apples. Join us on this wild ride as we blaze through the pixelated fields and build the highest tower made entirely of marijuana plants.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that are high as a kite. Take on the challenge of defeating the stoned skeletons and the zombie munchies as you navigate through the trippy maze of corridors.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this lit adventure and let’s get baked together in the world of Minecraft!

QuadVisionCraft

Ability, Clarity, Distance, distant, excepțional, eXtraordinary, EyeSight, far-reaching, Incredible, long distance, long tail vision, Perception, Powerful, quadrillion miles, QuadVisionCraft, remarkable, Sight, Superhuman, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, vision

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9923	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

so like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly, you can see like, everything. your vision is so OP that you can spot a block from, like, a quadrillion miles away. you can see those sneaky creepers trying to ruin your day before they even know what hit them. join this server and become the ultimate spy, the ultimate sniper, the ultimate MINECRAFT MASTER. ain’t no block gonna hide from you, no sir. come join us and see the world in a whole new way. it’s like playing on peaceful mode, but without all the boring stuff. come see for yourself, if you dare.