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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1334 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
