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Pants Party Minecraft Server

Oops, UNCOMFORTABLE, Party, Server, awkward moment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

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Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

broken dreams, parents, GLAD, Be me, kicked out

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulting!

>Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!

>Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!

>Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!

>Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?

>Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!

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POT SMP

Play, Vanilla, Un-modded, Vanilla Survival, POT SMP

POT SMP: Play Lifesteal, Infuse, and Vanilla Survival, all in one! Join today: potsmp.mc.gg Lifesteal: When you kill a player, you gain +1 heart. If you are killed by a player, you loose -1 heart. Infuse: When you kill a player, you gain a positive effect or loose 1 negative effect. If you are killed by a player you loose a positive effect (if you have one) or gain a negative effect (if you have no effects or negative effects). Survival: Vanilla un-modded survival.

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Cavern-ous Tales: Where the Hermitcraft Meet for Drinks and Digging! Simple Voice Chat for Long-term Fun!

Discord, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, 15-22 age range, drinks

Discord	Join our Discord
Version	1.21 Java
Datapacks/Plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads, and many more

Overview:

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the age range of the community?	Mostly 15-22 years old.
When will the server open?	It will open this Friday.
Is there an application process to join?	Yes, if you wish to play on the server.
Are there strict rules on the server?	We don’t have strict rules, just don’t be a dick.

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

FAQ, Verification Data, NGS Wiki, Phantasy Star Games, fashion history

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of RappyDeathsquad members who are determined to take over the virtual world with their dance moves and feathered costumes. Join us if you want to witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen!

2. We have a secret alliance with Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Together, we plan on building the tallest tower made entirely out of chocolate bars. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweet project?

3. Our Ship 3, Mitsuba, is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly NPC who only speaks in emojis. If you’re brave enough to communicate with them, you might uncover some hidden treasures or get pranked in the most hilarious way possible.

4. On Ship 4, we have a group chat that is so chaotic, it’s been known to cause players to burst into uncontrollable laughter. Join us if you want to be a part of the most meme-worthy conversations in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our wacky virtual world.

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The Dick-Sucked Wrestler in Minecraft SMP

fan favorites., wrestling fans, professional wrestling, Minecraft, Hall of Fame

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic battles and drama-filled storylines since the WWE! Join us if you want to witness the legendary showdown between Steve “The Block Breaker” and Herobrine “The Griefer” as they fight for the title of the most dick sucked wrestler in Minecraft history. Will Steve’s diamond sword be a match for Herobrine’s TNT explosions? Only time will tell! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness that ensues on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rumble, because this is one SMP you won’t want to miss!

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DadFavFamNoFavors-2021

family obligations., family responsibilities, parent-child relationships, childhood grief, family conflicts

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual family and avoid all the real-life craziness.

Join us and create your own world where you don’t have to pick up late birthday gifts or deal with favoritism. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any family drama following you around.

Escape to a world where you can be the hero, not the villain. Join our server today and leave all the AITA moments behind. Trust us, your virtual family will thank you for it!

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NostalgiaCraft SMP

letting go, hobby abandonment, past memories, sentimental hobbies, Nostalgia

Are you tired of being haunted by the memories of that one time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while trying to cook a potato in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect place for you to start fresh and make new, less incendiary memories!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare enchanted pink sheep wool. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and welcoming community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So say goodbye to your potato-cooking days of yore and come join us on our server where the only fires you’ll be starting are the ones fueled by your burning desire to have a good time!

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FutureFauxPas

social norms, Political Correctness, equality, FutureFauxPas, morality

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be ahead of the curve in social norms! In 50 years, everyone will be judged based on their ability to build epic pixelated structures and survive in a virtual world. Don’t be left behind in the real world where people will be shunned for not knowing how to craft a diamond sword or tame a wild ocelot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to be a hero in the future, join us now!

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No2WarCraft Minecraft Server

No2WarCraft, detained, st petersburg, ballot, Democracy

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! one time, a player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back, it was so crazy! we have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the lava monsters! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a cow who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down? it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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