not me Minecraft Servers

not me Minecraft Servers

  • Pants Party Minecraft Server

    Pants Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 4898
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

    So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

    Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3720
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 227
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulting!

    >Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!

    >Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!

    >Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!

    >Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?

    >Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

    SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 9787
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Votes: 2573 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hypocritical gym buddies who preach about phone usage but can’t put their own devices down? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for phone addicts! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a phone-free gaming experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious family drama like no other. Picture this: your brother, recently single and glued to Grindr, gets called out for his phone addiction by none other than you. Watch as the drama unfolds and the screenshots fly!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a phone addict and their well-meaning sibling. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of bullying (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPervs Anonymous Minecraft Server

    PixelPervs Anonymous Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 7488
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending hours staring at pixelated blocky characters in Minecraft and craving some real action? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hot, sexy Minecraft mobs that will fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Join now and say goodbye to boring old porn because our server will have you saying “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PinkyDrinkCraft

    PinkyDrinkCraft
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 5967
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Villages Defended: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that all players must drink their potions with their pinkies up. Why, you ask? Because it’s fancy AF, that’s why! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink your potions with your pinky up, you’ll have better luck finding diamonds. Don’t believe us? Just ask Sir Reginald, who found a whole stack of diamonds after sipping his strength potion like a true gentleman. So come join us and show off your posh potion-drinking skills on our server – it’s a real game-changer, trust us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyStrongSurvivors

    CraftyStrongSurvivors
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 185
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna be surrounded by unicorns and flying pigs, cuz datz totally normal here. u can build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies. also, did we mention there are secret dungeons filled with diamonds and cake? yea, u heard right, CAKE. so come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure eva!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Smashing My Pickaxe [no flavoring added]

    Smashing My Pickaxe [no flavoring added]
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 2394
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Votes: 5818 Players Killed by Monsters: 8438
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to SMP 1.21: Your Ultimate Vanilla Minecraft Adventure!

    Are you ready to embark on a new Minecraft journey? Join us at SMP, where the possibilities are endless, and the community is welcoming! Our server offers a fully vanilla experience, allowing you to relive the authentic Minecraft fun with no mods or plugins, just pure gameplay. With a brand new, fresh map, you have the perfect opportunity to carve out your own space, build magnificent structures, and explore uncharted territories. Be one of the pioneers in this pristine landscape!

    Whether you’re playing on Java or Bedrock, you can join in on the fun with our fully cross-platform compatible server. Navigate the world with ease using our live BlueMap, a web-based map that allows you to see real-time updates of the terrain, players, and builds, making it an invaluable tool for explorers and builders alike.

    At SMP, we pride ourselves on having a supportive and friendly player base. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find helpful players and staff ready to assist you. Our community thrives on collaboration and camaraderie. Our dedicated team of moderators ensures that the server remains a safe and enjoyable place for everyone by enforcing rules fairly and promptly. Participate in exciting server events and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From building contests to survival challenges, there’s always something happening at SMP.

    Engage in a thriving player-driven economy where you can trade, buy, and sell resources. Establish your own shops and become a prominent figure in our growing economy. Enhance your interactions with our integrated proximity chat and Discord RSVP features, making communication more immersive and engaging. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join SMP today and become a part of our ever-growing community. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or simply make new friends, SMP is the place for you.

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    Java IP 45.128.157.125:25805
    Bedrock IP & Port 45.128.157.125, 25805
    Discord Join our Discord Community

    FAQs:

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, launch Minecraft and enter the Java or Bedrock IP provided above in the server address field.

    2. Is this a modded server?

    No, this is a fully vanilla server with no mods or plugins.

    3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. Please read the rules on our Discord server or in-game.

    4. Can I create my own shops on the server?

    Yes, you can establish your own shops and engage in the player-driven economy by trading resources with other players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PromCraft Minecraft Server

    PromCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 3786
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 New Chunks Explored: 418558

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you cool kids out there!

    Join our server and experience the wildest prom night ever in Minecraft! Dance the night away with your blocky buddies, sip on virtual punch, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate on the dance floor. Who needs real prom when you can have a Minecraft prom that’s out of this world?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Battle Royale, where players fight to the death with nothing but their wits and their pixelated weapons. Will you be the last one standing and claim victory? Or will you be taken out by a sneaky creeper in a tuxedo?

    So come on down to our server and join the party of a lifetime! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, and prom night never ends? See you on the dance floor, young fags!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPoo Minecraft Server

    PixelPoo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 1770
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Crops Grown: 5122 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at !srebooP for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you read that right. These majestic creatures roam our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and a giant hot tub made entirely of diamonds. It’s like a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at !srebooP for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft: AITA Edition

    DadCraft: AITA Edition
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2336
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 528671 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler trying to open a fridge? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience that’ll have you questioning your sanity.

    Our server is so crazy, even toddlers will be amazed! Just like the toddler in this story, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges and hilarious moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Forget about boring old servers, join us for a Father’s Day special where you’ll learn valuable lessons like never forcing a toddler to open a fridge. Our server is filled with surprises and laughs, just like this story.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even end up in a timeout for not following the rules (just kidding…or are we?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MuscleCraft Minecraft Server

    MuscleCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 7724
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Crops Grown: 4117
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the full package? Well, look no further because our server is like the bicep of Minecraft servers – strong, impressive, and guaranteed to make you swoon.

    Join our server and experience a world where every block is sculpted to perfection, just like the most attractive muscle or body part in men. From towering skyscrapers to intricate redstone creations, you’ll be flexing your creative muscles like never before.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ripped players in the Minecraft community. Get ready to be surrounded by chiseled abs, bulging biceps, and jaw-dropping physiques that will make you question if you’re still playing a game or living in a virtual fitness magazine.

    So why settle for a flabby, mediocre server when you can join ours and be part of the hottest, most muscular community in Minecraft? Come flex your virtual muscles and show the world what true Minecraft strength looks like!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2034GoogleAskMinecraft

    2034GoogleAskMinecraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 4285
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 New Chunks Explored: 252587

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to time travel to the year 2034 for five whole minutes! Why? Because why not! Imagine the possibilities – you could ask Google for the winning lottery numbers, find out who wins the World Series for the next 20 years, or even ask if pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does). Join us for a wild ride through time and space, and who knows, you might just come back a millionaire with a newfound love for fruity pizza toppings. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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