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Good Morning Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, alone, Celibacy, discipline, Forever Alone, Good, good morning, Loneliness, mental strength, Minecraft, morning, not cum, personal boundaries, Possible.., self improvement, self-control, self-restraint, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Single life, smp, temptation, Whores

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Coastal SMP

Adventure, best, Biomes, building, Community, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, open beta, player interaction, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mines Excavated:	3091
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to Coastal SMP. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a brand new server that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Economy, Player Shops, and more! We are a brand-new server in open beta so please come join us.

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SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20+ Minecraft server

20, Account.., Audience, banner, description, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Drug Use Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, Based, Caffeine, chemical substances, consciousness modification, Crafty, cringe, DRUG, drug addiction treatment, drug culture, drug enforcement, drug legalization, drug policy, drug rehabilitation, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, nicotine, POL, prescription drugs, recreational drugs, Server, substance abuse

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Love Letters Sent:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of consciousness modification, from caffeine to creepers! /pol/ has deemed our server as the most based place to explore altered states of mind through the use of chemical substances.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate high of building a castle while under the influence of a pumpkin spice latte. Or maybe you prefer mining for diamonds after a few shots of tequila – the possibilities are endless!

Our players have reported seeing rare mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon riding a unicorn after a few puffs of a virtual joint. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built an entire village out of enchanted mushrooms.

So come join us on our server and get ready to have your mind blown – literally! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft and a bunch of crazy substances to experiment with? It’s a trip you won’t soon forget!

/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP General

#thewarwithin, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Cosmetics, epic edition, EU guild, general, GLOBOFOMO, Hearthstone, invite, jobbers, liveblog, Minecraft, MineG, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Night Elf, Promotion, Recap, smp, Warcraft, World of Warcraft, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	6232	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Items Found:	3992

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with Night Elf Jobbers, Mountain Dew promotions, and guilds like GLOBOFOMO and Nerub Silkweaving Forum.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported into a world where you can battle against the infamous Mountain Dew monster and claim epic loot. Plus, our community is so epic that even the WoWg guilds are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Character Teaser, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	296
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	256	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join now for a chance to meet Chasca, the goddess of Love and Peace, who will guide you through epic adventures filled with candy and roses.

We’ve got characters like Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu ready to join your team and take on any challenge that comes your way. And don’t forget about the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams – the most powerful weapons in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our daily check-in rewards are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are just waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and unlock the ultimate power of friendship!

Obsolete Yet Minecraft SMP

built-in devices, Communication (Industry), device efficiency, device evolution, device integration, device permanence, electronic devices, innovation, Minecraft, mobile devices, Modernization, obsolescence, obsolete, obsolete technology, outdated equipment, smp, technological advancements, technological obsolescence, technological progress, telecommunications, telecommunications industry, vendor discussions, vendor partnerships

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5758	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more outdated than a fax machine is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!

Verdant Springs

anti cheat, Balanced, building, Chill, Community, COMPLETE, Discord, Economy, fair, Friendly, Helpful, MCMMO, multiplayer, new, non-p2w, player-run, PvE, rules, schematics, Shop, Survival, Upcoming

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	281	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome all, this is a new and upcoming server for you to have a chill and fun time. There will NEVER be any p2w period. Schematics are allowed but Autobuild feature is not! We hope to have a player run economy, but for now there is a shop that sells basic items. (Prices are subject to change!) Please respect others and if you see someone cheating or misbehaving contact me on our discord server.

All basic functions should be available and complete, but if you run into any issues please reach out. (I will try to help you as soon as I am able to) And lastly thank you for checking us out!

verdantsprings.com

Sadist & Narcissist Minecraft Server

BDSM, Behavior, control, deviant behavior, DOMINANCE, Dominant, fetish, Kinky, Manipulation, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, Pain, Personality Disorder, Pleasure, power, Psychological, sadism, Sadist, Server, sexual sadist, Submission

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	185
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be dealing with a whole new level of craziness! Our owner is a self-proclaimed sexual sadist and narcissist, but don’t worry, he’s only interested in torturing mobs, not players (we think). Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, twisted quests, and a community that’s just as crazy as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a server full of psychos? Join now if you dare!

Locked Dog & Moid in Car Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, animal welfare, CAR, car safety, come back, Companionship, Decision making, dog, Ethics, Happy, hour, Lock, LOCKED, love for animals, loyalty, Minecraft, moid, moral dilemma, pet care, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	5728	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Ever wondered what would happen if you locked a dog and a moid (whatever that is) in a car for an hour? Well, on our server, you can find out! Maybe the dog will learn how to drive and the moid will start a dance party in the backseat. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are? Build, explore, and create memories that will have you laughing for days. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of the dog and the moid in the car.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Coffee Network

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP Economy Community Events Plugins Survival Adventure Thrilling Dynamic Immersive Balanced Reward system KitPvP Player-based Hub Engage Matches Custom Server network Vibrant, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	375
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to Coffee Network—a dynamic Minecraft server network featuring thrilling KitPvP battles, an economy-driven Survival world, and a bustling community hub. Engage in intense PvP matches, explore a thriving player-based economy, and participate in exciting events. With dedicated servers, custom plugins, and a balanced reward system, Coffee Network offers an immersive experience for players of all kinds. Join us and become part of a vibrant community where your adventure is always brewing!

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