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Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

KIK GROUP Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink llama that started dancing the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that we have a KIK group where players must post videos of themselves doing ridiculous stunts in-game or risk getting kicked. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your epic fails or epic wins to the rest of the community.

So come join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

McCrafty SMP: What’s your general view of McNuggets? How often do…

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	4488	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Do you love McDonald’s so much that you dream of building your own golden arches in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride of burger-flipping, fry-cooking, and milkshake-making madness.

Our server is a magical place where every block is made of McNuggets and every tree grows Big Macs. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the McFlurry machine, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of Happy Meal toys.

But that’s not all! We have weekly build competitions where the theme is always “McDonald’s Monstrosities”. Imagine a giant Filet-O-Fish with legs, or a Chicken McNugget castle complete with a ketchup moat. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this culinary adventure and let your love for McDonald’s shine bright like a golden french fry. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Big Mac?

Wacky Wawa Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

But that’s not all – our server is so epic, it’s like attending a Hololive Stage World Tour every day! Stream Mirage and her album while building your own chimera in-game. And if you’re new to Kiara, don’t worry – we have streams to catch you up on all the madness.

So why wait? Use our coupon codes EARLYPHOENIX and KFPSERVER to join the insanity now. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave.

The Spacey Minecraft SMP Retro Game Tubers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6185	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dedicate ourselves to discussing and linking all Vtubers who love Retro Games and their Retro Streams! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers, Divegrass Team shenanigans, and even a Lumi ARG that will have you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare Vtuber merchandise guarded by a giant virtual dragon. Legend has it that whoever finds the golden Vtube play button hidden within will be granted three wishes by the Vtuber gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the history of Vtubers, a pixel art gallery featuring the most iconic moments from Retro Streams, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your favorite Vtubers as your avatars.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the craziest Vtuber community in the virtual world! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back – you’ll be hooked on the retro fun forever!

Valheim Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if Vanilla WoW and Minecraft had a baby, and that baby was raised by a pack of wild Endermen.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got custom dungeons filled with loot that will make your diamond armor look like leather scraps. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a chaotic free-for-all where the only rule is to survive (and maybe grab some loot while you’re at it).

But wait, there’s more! We have events that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Ender Dragon. From parkour races to build competitions, there’s always something fun happening on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, if you act fast, you can get in for 50% off – that’s a steal! See you in the game, bruh!

Heaven Burns Red Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ores Mined:	4576
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where tears are shed not from grief, but from laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Maeda thought they were the king of the server. But little did they know, our community of mischievous players banded together to prank them in the most epic way possible. Let’s just say, Maeda ended up with a house made entirely out of pink wool and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, our motto is “FUCK YOU MAEDA,” and we take it very seriously.

Future President Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

Honkai Impact 3rd Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Potions Brewed:	102
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of Beary Cute Birthday Edition where the bears are the rulers of the land and throw the most lit parties ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a Shattered Swords VN come to life, with new S-rank Battlesuits like Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro: Cameo that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab Behind-the-Scenes – it’s like a crossover event that will leave you questioning reality.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9521	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Potions Brewed:	65	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?