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FlopCraft: Where even the creepers are laughing at you!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a certified flop! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through your Minecraft adventures. Need more reasons? How about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon, where you can mine space diamonds and ride space llamas? And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a giant, fire-breathing dragon named Fluffy who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join our flop of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Alternative comics, Comic Book Artists, comic book collectors, comic book community, comic book creators, comic book enthusiasts, Comic Book Fans, comic book industry, comic book lovers, comic book readers, Comic Book Writers, Dying Breed, fanbase, Geek Culture, graphic novels, indie comics, mystic, Nostalgia, Pekomikobros, PIXEL, pop culture, Realm, Underground comics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9509	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	402
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ores Mined:	4781

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical rainbow unicorn on steroids, but in a good way! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling fierce mobs and exploring mysterious dungeons.

We have more custom plugins than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with more explosions and less tigers.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than a cactus in a desert, and they’ll have your back like a trusty diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the Pekomikobros family. We’re a dying breed, but we’re going out with a bang – literally, because we love blowing stuff up!

2025Fam SMP – How’s ur year?

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, I swear!

So like, apparently, there’s this secret underground base where all the players meet up and have epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. And get this, the admins are actually aliens from another dimension who give out diamond armor like it’s candy on Halloween!

And like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I know, right?? Who even knew llamas were magical?!

So like, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and let’s go on this crazy adventure together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lololol.

CraftyLottoWinners

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mines Excavated:	1380	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	110
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Imagine winning the lottery and instead of buying a mansion or a yacht, you decide to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the pixelated skies. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Plus, where else can you say you’ve partied with llamas and danced with dragons?

TankerTracksCraft

accident, ANCHOR, Baltic Sea, cables, Cleanup, coast guard, Damage, drag marks, environmental impact, finland, Incident, investigation, Maritime, oil spill, Pollution, Safety, shipping, Tanker, TankerTracksCraft, Vessel

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4040	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Potions Brewed:	170
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, so on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got a whole bunch of wild stuff going on that’ll make you wanna join faster than a creeper explosion! Picture this: Finland finds anchor drag marks left by a tanker that broke cables, right? Well, on our server, we got a whole storyline where you gotta find the culprit who did it and bring them to justice! Will you be the hero that saves the day or the villain that causes chaos? Only one way to find out, join our server now! Plus, we got custom mobs like zombie sailors and skeleton pirates roaming around, ready to give you a run for your diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s sail the high seas of Minecraft together!

Grifland server Minecraft server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

The owner of the server “Grifland Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Anar9.aternos.me:39926

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, update, Version 1.21.1

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9690
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative Server, No-Griefing Survival SMP, Griefing SMP
Server Features	Regular updates, Player events, Minigames (Spleef)
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, we actively update and maintain the server.
Are there player events on the server?	Occasionally, we run player events with survival rewards.
Can I trust my progress on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
What type of minigames are available on the server?	We have recently added minigames such as Spleef.

Wayward Realms Await 1.21.3

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, forget about Wayward Realms, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide.

Our diamonds sparkle brighter than your grandma’s dentures on bingo night.

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear top hats and skeletons do the Macarena.

Don’t wait for Wayward Realms, join us now and let’s get this party started!

TastyTeaspoonCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must put a teaspoon of hot sauce on ALL your food, no matter how bizarre the combination! Want to enjoy a slice of cake with a hint of spice? Or how about some watermelon with a kick? Join us for the ultimate culinary adventure and see how your taste buds survive in this fiery world of flavor! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite dish that will leave you craving more heat in every bite. So come on, spice up your Minecraft experience and join us for a wild ride of gastronomic proportions!

RussianAI2024ElectionHack

2024.., ai, apartment, cybersecurity, December 31, Department of Treasury, digital security, Disinformation, election interference, foreign interference, HACKING, intelligence, interfere, investigation, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, Russian government, RussianAI2024ElectionHack, Server, Technology, us elections

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we found in apartment funded by russian government!!! our AI is so OP it interfered with 2024 US elections, like what even?? Department of Treasury be like “wut” on December 31, 2024 😂😂😂

join us for crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even uncover some government secrets while you’re at it 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ who knows what you’ll find in our wacky server! plus, our russian-funded apartment gives off major spy vibes, so you’ll feel like a secret agent while playing 😎

come on, don’t miss out on the most scandalous minecraft server out there! join now and let the chaos begin 🤪🔥🕶️

COVID Chaos Clinic

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crops Grown:	8819	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the post-COVID madness in germany and build ur own world of craziness! our GPs are here to diagnose ur blocky problems and treat u with the finest virtual care. high caregiver burden? not here, just grab ur pickaxe and start mining! economic costs? pfft, just trade some diamonds with ur fellow players. come join us and escape to a world where the only gap is the one u jump over to get to the next level of FUN!