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Horse or Human? 10 Sec Test Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	189
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	264

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict policy that requires all players to prove they’re not a horse within 10 seconds of joining. Don’t worry, we’ve had some pretty interesting attempts at this, including players trying to neigh their way out of it or gallop around their computer screens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds, emeralds, and of course, llama spit. You never know when you might have to strike a deal with one of these sneaky creatures to get your hands on some rare items.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and armor made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese armor. It’s not the most durable, but it sure is delicious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Just remember, if you hear someone neighing in the distance, it’s probably just one of our players trying to prove they’re not a horse. Good luck!

CreeperCraze: AgingAnxiety

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5366	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you afraid of turning into a wrinkly raisin with creaky bones and a constant need for naps? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, aging is a thing of the past! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting old again. Our magical pixel world will keep you forever young and spry, with endless adventures and fun to keep you feeling like a kid forever. So come on, join us and defy the laws of aging in the most epic way possible!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7079	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s energy giant! we are cutting 40% of our staff because they couldn’t handle the intensity of our server! our war with the western customers is legendary, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster in a tornado!

Landfall SMP

Adventure, Character, Civilization, Community, Earth, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, FTB, gameplay, guild, Immersive, Kingdom, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Politics, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storytelling, Survival, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	193
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

The Landfall SMP is tight-knit community playing characters in an extraordinarily rich canon. Whether you’re a builder, politician, leader, or warrior, our world of Caldora has something to offer you!!

We are currently in timeline Landfall-530: Noble Blood…

“Fifteen centuries after the fall of The Great Dominion, the world stands in the shadow of a forgotten empire. The ancient bloodlines, descendants of the legendary figures of Landfall-230, now hold the only connection to that distant past, revered as symbols of power and prestige. In this new era, kingdoms rise and fall, and the influence of the old world just barely lingers. Mystical forces shape the fates of nations, and the gods themselves watch closely, bestowing blessings upon the faithful. Technology, once understood, has become arcane and divine, seen as remnants of an age long gone. As new powers emerge and old legacies fade, the world of Landfall-530 teeters on the edge of a new era, where devotion, ambition, and community will make or break the individual.”

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Eternal Earth

Custom Items, Dynmap, Earth, Earth Geopolitical, Eternal Earth, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, Server, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0

A new Earth Geopolitical Server, with Towny, Dynmap, Vehicles, and Custom Items. Join us, Create your own nation and goto war!

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Society

26580, anti-social behaviour, Archon, aushost, Australian, Community, Custom, customs, gg, in game, Join, Laws, Roleplay, rules, smp, society, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9785
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Society Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Society is a new Australian server aimed at fostering a community where players can create their own rules, laws, and customs. There are no rules except for anti-social behavior outside of in-game roleplay. Join at “archon.aushost.gg:26580”.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the Society server?	There are no rules, except for anti-social behavior outside of in-game roleplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at “archon.aushost.gg:26580”.

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.1

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

We got more diamonds than that chick has issues, like damn, she needs to chill.

Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, like Scrooge McDuck but in pixel form.

Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a group therapy session but with creepers and zombies.

So come on, stop wasting time and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life.

NoobTVCharacter

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of being the most useless character in your favorite TV series? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can be the hero of your own story! Join us and show off your epic building skills, slay dragons, and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. No more being the sidekick, it’s your time to shine! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the star of your own adventure!

CraftyMexImportsCutting

China, Chinese imports, CraftyMexImportsCutting, Diplomatic, economic policy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import reduction, international relations, mexico, mexico city, NAFTA, Politics, Sheinbaum, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	203
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we cut Chinese imports like Sheinbaum cutting ties with Trump! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss! Build a taco stand with your friends and battle it out in epic duels with sombreros as your armor. Trust me, you’ll be yellin’ “Ay caramba!” all day long on this server. So what are you waitin’ for? Vamonos!

Epic Adventure Realms 1.21.4

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a sleepy kitten? Well, do I have the server for you, my fellow blockhead! Picture this: a land where llamas rule the world and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a llama wedding.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as a box of exploding TNT.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the electric slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be careful not to get lost in our maze of llama-shaped hedges, or you might end up in the llama king’s throne room. Trust me, you don’t want to see what happens there…

Come one, come all, to the most bonkers Minecraft server in all the land! Just don’t forget to bring your llama costume and your dancing shoes, because things are about to get wacky up in here!

BlenderBucks: Pay up for the jug!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blend fun and chaos together? Look no further than our server! Just like the blender in this story, our server is filled with twists and turns that will leave you wavy with excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of lending out your valuables to strangers without asking! Who knows, maybe you’ll come back to find your diamond sword replaced with a wooden stick. It’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might even encounter a player who will take accountability for their actions and agree to replace your lost items. Just be prepared for them to have second thoughts and leave you feeling confused, sad, and hyper-vigilant in your virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos like never before. Just remember, always ask before lending out your valuables, unless you’re looking for a wild ride!