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Meme Dream Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	6935
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a pet creeper that follows you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join ours and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t be a andy sixx, come join the fun today!

GrudgeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	64	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you still salty about that time someone stole your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-diamond-stealing policy! That’s right, join us and never worry about losing your precious gems again.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Piggy Mafia, a gang of rebellious pigs who roam the land causing chaos and mischief. Join them on their wild adventures and maybe even become an honorary member yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where grudges are held over the pettiest of things and pigs run amok, look no further. Join us today and let the madness begin!

BlockbusterDeath

BlockbusterDeath, Blood, brutal death scene, Cinema, Disturbing, Fiction, film, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Movie, murder, Psychological, Shocking.., slasher, Thriller, Twisted, unforgettable, violent

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a horror movie on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience death scenes that make the final destination movies look like child’s play. Our players have been squished by giant slime monsters, eaten alive by zombie pigs, and even crushed by falling anvils.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most brutal and hilarious death scenes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

FriendRank: FamLove – Keep it in the game!

Best Friend, family, family dynamics, FamLove, FriendRank, Friends, friendship, Game, personal connections, Personal preferences, Ranking, relationships, rude behavior, social acceptance, social behavior, social comparison, social dynamics, social etiquette, social hierarchy, social interactions, social judgments, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	193529	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we rank our players by how much we like them! It’s like a family reunion, but with blocks and creepers. Become the best friend of the server and earn epic rewards, like a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. But watch out, because if you become the worst friend, you might have to wear a chicken suit for a whole day! So come on, join us and show us your friendship skills – just don’t forget to feed Sir Oinksalot his carrots!

CrusadeCraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny, Towny Geopolitics Earth map Java version Vanilla Mechanics Staff Non-toxic Helpful Season system Uptime Maintenance Minecraft PvP Economy Survival Factions Custom plugins Minigames Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

A geopolitics towny server with earth map! Only 1.19.4 or newer Java version are supported.

Why you need play on CrusadeCraft? 1. Server dont have unnecessary feature like custom texturepack, plugins who broke game mechanics. Our server builded on vanilla with only simple towny/geopolitics mechanics

2. Our staff team members are so friendly, non-toxic and helpful persons. They are not permitted to make your game hard for you. They are active and ready for giving you support.

3. Our server dont have season system or any feature for destroy your game assets in any time. Also we guarantee 7/24 uptime! (exclude maintenance times)

What are you waiting for? Come and join this incomparable towny experience!

crusade-craft.net

Nautilus

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, nautilus, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Dive into an adventure like no other on the Nautilus Network! Play popular games like SURVIVAL, KITPVP, SKYBLOCK, and MORE!

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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Votes:	9694	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

2. We have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest and most valuable items in the game. But be warned, the base is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can make him laugh. If you can tell a joke that makes the Ender Dragon chuckle, he will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CradleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6727	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are one of the cradles of civilization…but with only 10 million people and falling! 😂 Forget about countries like China and India with their billion-plus populations, come join us where the real party is at!

🚀 Explore our world and uncover the mystery of why our population is dwindling – maybe the villagers are just really bad at dating or maybe there’s a secret conspiracy involving creepers and cows, who knows! 🤷‍♂️

🌟 Join us for epic quests, insane building challenges, and the chance to become the ruler of our tiny but mighty civilization. Who needs a billion people when you can have the best 10 million ever?! 😜

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be part of the craziest civilization in the gaming world! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to something! 😉

CameraDisconnect Minecraft Server

adopt a dog, aita, Boundaries, CameraDisconnect, common area, communication issue, consent, disconnecting camera, home security, living room, Minecraft, online therapy, personal space, pet care, pet monitoring, privacy concerns, privacy violation, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, Server, therapy sessions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of living with roommates who spy on you with hidden cameras? Join our Minecraft server where privacy is our number one priority! We promise no cameras in the living room or anywhere else, unless you count the ones our players use to keep an eye on their diamond stash.

Imagine logging in to play and finding a camera watching your every move – that’s a horror story we can all relate to. But fear not, on our server, the only thing watching you is our friendly community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe.

So if you’re tired of feeling violated in your own home, come join us where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with roommates who think surveillance is the answer to everything.

SeafoodScamminAITAH

Accountability, AITAH, COD, Ethics, Fresh Gulf Seafood, friendship, Greed, Gulf Coast, Gulf Grouper, Imported seafood, inexcusable, Local fresh caught seafood, lying.., Million dollar fine, morality, Seafood Restaurant, SeafoodScamminAITAH, Selling Fake Seafood, stealing, Telling My Friend he is wrong, Usa

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of being deceived by fake seafood? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our fish are 100% locally sourced from the depths of the ocean biome. No more getting scammed by “Gulf Grouper” that’s actually just Cod in disguise!

Join our server and experience the thrill of catching your own fresh seafood, without the risk of being fined a million dollars for false advertising. Our server is a safe space for all seafood lovers who want to enjoy the true taste of the ocean.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underwater city on our server, filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden depths of our Minecraft world? Join now and dive into the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

attraction, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, CraftyChicks, DATING, Empathy, Honesty, humor, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, Kindness, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Personality, relationships, Respect, sense of humor, Server, Traits, Understanding, Women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the ladies with the most attractive personality trait – a love for blowing up creepers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of fierce, fearless women who aren’t afraid to take on any challenge – whether it’s building the tallest tower or battling it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Queen, a player so skilled that even the Ender Dragon bows down to her.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the women are as fierce as they are fabulous, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, creeper-filled world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!