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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5837 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5126 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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