Normgroids Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ores Mined:	5456
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	276506	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1164
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

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BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ores Mined:	7236	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	689	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8093	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!