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Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3
Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme! -
Eternal Quests 1.20.6
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!
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> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!
So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!
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> DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.
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Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! -
AnimeLoversMC Server
Are you tired of being surrounded by normies who just don’t understand your love for anime? Well, fear not my fellow weebs, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for all things otaku!Join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where anime reigns supreme. Build your own anime-inspired creations, battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP matches, and even embark on quests to collect rare waifu figurines scattered throughout the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Anime Catgirl Army, a group of fierce feline warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious anime treasures. Join forces with them and together, we will conquer the Minecraft world in the name of all things kawaii!
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the ultimate anime paradise? Say goodbye to the normies and hello to a world where anime rules supreme!
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ADHDcraft SMP – >get diagnosed with adhd
Are you tired of dealing with normalfags who judge you for not being medicated? Join our Minecraft SMP where everyone is encouraged to embrace their ADHD and thrive in a pill-popping paradise!We have a thriving community of players who understand the struggle of getting the meds you need. Our server is filled with colorful builds and chaotic energy, just like your ADHD brain.
Join us and let out all your frustrations on those judgmental normies. Let’s show them what true chaos looks like in the world of Minecraft!
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VtuberMix Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your favorite vtubers getting sucked into the dark abyss of the music industry? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all unicorns and chuubas alike!Join us and escape the clutches of record labels and homocollab-prone events. Here, your oshi can roam free without the threat of normalfags trying to gatekeep them away. We’ve even got a special section for vsingers who refuse to conform to the mainstream entertainment industry.
Don’t let your oshi lose their vtuber essence – join our server and let them thrive in their true form! Plus, we’ve got unicorns running around and causing mischief, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. Come join us and keep the music industry at bay!
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GeassCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a live action Code Geass adaptation on HBO? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even normalfags would love it. We’ve got black and brown people in the game already, so you know it’s diverse. And if you join now, you might just get cast as the handsome and charismatic Lelouch of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and rule your own virtual kingdom! -
FriendshipCraft
Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because on our server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Our community is so welcoming, you’ll have more friends than you can count (literally, because who has time for math when there are creepers to be avoided).Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by fellow misfits who understand the struggle of being a social outcast in the real world. We’ve got players from all walks of life, from socially awkward introverts to extroverted meme lords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re actually just staring at a screen.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and finally experience the joy of friendship in a world where being a normalfag is actually a compliment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the best dad jokes. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that kind of entertainment.