Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!
Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!
So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!
Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.
Join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where anime reigns supreme. Build your own anime-inspired creations, battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP matches, and even embark on quests to collect rare waifu figurines scattered throughout the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Anime Catgirl Army, a group of fierce feline warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious anime treasures. Join forces with them and together, we will conquer the Minecraft world in the name of all things kawaii!
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the ultimate anime paradise? Say goodbye to the normies and hello to a world where anime rules supreme!
We have a thriving community of players who understand the struggle of getting the meds you need. Our server is filled with colorful builds and chaotic energy, just like your ADHD brain.
Join us and let out all your frustrations on those judgmental normies. Let’s show them what true chaos looks like in the world of Minecraft!
Join us and escape the clutches of record labels and homocollab-prone events. Here, your oshi can roam free without the threat of normalfags trying to gatekeep them away. We’ve even got a special section for vsingers who refuse to conform to the mainstream entertainment industry.
Don’t let your oshi lose their vtuber essence – join our server and let them thrive in their true form! Plus, we’ve got unicorns running around and causing mischief, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. Come join us and keep the music industry at bay!
Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by fellow misfits who understand the struggle of being a social outcast in the real world. We’ve got players from all walks of life, from socially awkward introverts to extroverted meme lords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re actually just staring at a screen.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and finally experience the joy of friendship in a world where being a normalfag is actually a compliment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the best dad jokes. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that kind of entertainment.
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
| A | Default Prisoner |
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| B | $25,000 |
Rules include no PVP, no swords or potions, and no bows.
Join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.
There are multiple ways to earn money such as fishing, farming, and mining.
Yes, there are PvP zones where you must sell your ores in the Commissary.
Yes, you can join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison.
If you break a rule in front of a Guard, they may attempt to kill you or send you to Solitary Confinement for 5 minutes.
Join us and you’ll be swimmin’ in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”.
We got so many epic players, you won’t even know what hit you.
And the builds? Oh man, they’re so mind-blowing, you’ll question reality itself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
Picture this: a pregnant player, her ex-boyfriend from South America, and a baby due in May. Will they reconcile in time for the birth, or will the baby be born into a world of blocky drama? Join now to find out!
Experience the thrill of managing virtual finances, dealing with lack of emotional intelligence, and navigating rocky relationships all while building your dream blocky world. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain causing chaos?
Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft soap opera ever! Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the blocky drama, join today!
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual household with two retired relatives, K and O. But wait, there’s a twist! A wild relative, A, has moved in unexpectedly and is causing chaos. Will you be able to navigate the drama and survive in this crazy household?
Join our server for the ultimate challenge – dealing with family drama in Minecraft! Build your own virtual doorknob with a key to keep A out, or team up with other players to plot against the troublesome relative. Will you be able to stand your ground and assert your boundaries, or will you be labeled as the “asshole” for not wanting A around?
Don’t worry, you can’t just move out of this virtual household – the only way out is to face the challenges head-on and come out victorious. So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience unlike any other!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a castle made entirely of TNT? Sure, why not! Create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they’re always up to something.
