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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, BELIEF, consideration, contemplation, CraftyCreeperGang, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, idea.., Impression, judgment, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, reaction, Reflection, response, sentiment, smp, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous parkour challenges on floating islands made of cheese, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world (or at least the server)! Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Star Shards Collected:	173	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8621
Dragon Eggs Found:	3411	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mines Excavated:	2733	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crops Grown:	2836
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9472

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?